Ashton Fucks

Episodes	Ashton	Narration	Taliesin	All
001-010	197	23	66	286
011-020	112	33	75	220
021-030	135	22	77	234
031-040	199	46	139	384
041-050	105	16	71	192
051-060	44	8	32	84
061-070	160	46	146	352
071-080	155	30	107	292
081-090	83	39	98	220
091-100	80	29	89	198
101-110	76	20	59	155
111-121	55	17	87	159
Total	1401	329	1046	2776

Total: 286

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:45:54	Narration	“They also have, on the back of their very hand-decorated jacket, the words, "JUST DON'T" (laughter) And a big glass hammer that they carry around that very, very gently, just around the base of it, says, "FUCK OFF" (laughter) So that's Ashton.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:47:52	Ashton	“Fuck off, what time is it?”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:47:56	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:48:53	Ashton	“Oh, that's fucking brilliant.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:50:50	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:53:38	Ashton	“Oh, fuck off.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:53:53	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:58:50	Ashton	“Fuck off!”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	00:58:55	Ashton	“Fucker! (grunts)”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	01:05:50	Ashton	“They'll fuck you up.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	01:08:20	Ashton	“No, I'm dead-fucking serious.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:01:22	Ashton	“Fuck you! (laughter) And I'm going to look up.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:01:30	Narration	“I'm going to move towards that fucking table.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:19:57	Narration	“I just watched lightning come out of this purple-haired woman and fry the knife I was about to fuck with.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:21:38	Ashton	“What the fuck was that?”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:22:16	Ashton	“Where the fuck did that cart go?”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:22:19	Narration	“I'm going to run towards where the fuck that cart went.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:30:13	Narration	“The fucking earring.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:30:22	Narration	“Just wrap it around my waist, like a fucking belt.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:50:26	Ashton	“No, it's fucking awesome.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	02:56:03	Ashton	“I got paid to go see what the fuck had happened, and Letters over here was the only survivor.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:06:54	Ashton	“The fuck was what?”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:20:16	Narration	“I dropped my stuff off and I was going to go right back down and have some drinks and play some fucking cards.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:22:15	Ashton	“Oh, we all know your cards are shit, you've got such a fucking tell.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:22:18	Ashton	“Fuck you! (laughter) Honestly, if one of them's lying, I kind of like them better.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:32:43	Ashton	“You motherfucker.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:32:55	Taliesin	“Fucking Rollies.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:33:22	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:35:00	Ashton	“Fuck, work, okay.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:43:57	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E001 The Draw of Destiny	03:45:14	Ashton	“That's a fancy fucking school.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:37:01	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:37:05	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:39:16	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:43:48	Taliesin	“You've got to be fucking kidding me, really? Eight (counting) 15 to hit?”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:44:10	Ashton	“Come on, fucker. Come on.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:44:42	Narration	“I'm fucking ready.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:54:44	Taliesin	“God, fucker.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	00:57:25	Taliesin	“Fucking dope.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:09:05	Ashton	“And who you're employed by really doesn't fucking matter.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:15:06	Ashton	“That's fucking great.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:15:24	Ashton	“I don't know how to handle the dare. Fuck!”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:20:23	Ashton	“He got fucked up.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:22:26	Taliesin	“All right. Fucking--”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:22:40	Ashton	“Oh, who the fuck knows?”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:34:13	Ashton	“How have we not met before? How long have you been here? Fuck.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:36:48	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:38:16	Ashton	“I'm just going to be freaked out walking into any house again for the rest of my fucking life.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:38:16	Ashton	“I'm just going to be freaked out walking into any house again for the rest of my fucking life.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:42:57	Ashton	“Fuck, democracy's great.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:42:57	Ashton	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:43:51	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:45:51	Ashton	“Fuck, that's cool! I want one!”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:45:58	Ashton	“Fuck! I want it even more.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	01:55:55	Ashton	“Oh, fuck no.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	02:55:18	Ashton	“The fuck was that?! (laughter)”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	03:30:35	Narration	“I've still got fucking Pass Without a Trace up.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	03:34:32	Ashton	“Building across the way, you get up on the roof, bring a couple fucking liquor bottles and people would just assume that you're trying to find a place to get drunk and you know, that you don't have a place to go.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	03:47:45	Ashton	“That's fucking cool.”
C3E002 Trial by Firelight	04:07:03	Taliesin	“Happy fucking Halloween.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	00:20:59	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	00:22:55	Ashton	“There is nothing else to be fucking done other than maybe speed this up.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	00:45:45	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake!”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	00:49:21	Ashton	“I feel like they're going to fuck something up.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	00:53:05	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:00:15	Narration	“I think at this point, the two of us come running around the other side, because there was a weird fucking sound that just happened.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:00:22	Ashton	“What the fuck was that?”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:17:27	Narration	“Does anybody, can anybody-- Fuck, I'm going to walk outside.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:17:27	Ashton	“(laughter) Fuck it.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:17:37	Narration	“Down my drink, put it down, and I walk the fuck out.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:26:46	Taliesin	“Fuck's sakes.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:30:08	Narration	“I'm going to run in and smash the closet, see what the fuck's in it.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:43:10	Taliesin	“Fuck the furniture!”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:57:40	Narration	“And I run, I'm basically going to shoulder check the wall, swing around and try and nail that fucker right into the wall.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	01:58:09	Taliesin	“Let's do-- yeah, fuck it.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:03:24	Taliesin	“Motherfucker.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:05:30	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:18:49	Narration	“Big motherfucker.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:20:03	Narration	“You know, I'm feeling it, fuck it, I'm going to book full speed away.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:21:16	Taliesin	“Fuck, I made a bad call.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:23:41	Taliesin	“Fuck, I am.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:24:37	Taliesin	“Fuck, here we go.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:25:35	Taliesin	“(whistles) What the fuck? Are you okay?”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:43:39	Taliesin	“Fuck, good, good.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	02:52:42	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:00:58	Ashton	“We should finish checking the bedroom and get the fuck out of here.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:02:55	Ashton	“She was in bad business with a bad person and bad things fucking happened.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:09:22	Ashton	“Who the fuck are you people? I'm just, yeah, taking the body and I'm dropping off the--”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:37:43	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:42:06	Ashton	“Every last one of them, I have kicked their fucking ass.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:42:06	Ashton	“I may be hurt, but man, I took them the fuck down.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:42:52	Ashton	“I, personally, am fucking exhausted.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:43:20	Ashton	“It's fucking great.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:54:34	Taliesin	“And I know, you fuckers.”
C3E003 The Trail and the Toll	03:54:45	Ashton	“When you get some time, I need everything you can fucking find out about Lord Eshteross.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	01:02:05	Ashton	“Yeah, fuck.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	01:03:27	Ashton	“Smiley fucking day!”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	01:04:00	Ashton	“I'm not going to give her everything I fucking have.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	01:45:04	Ashton	“Fuck yeah. Will it make you feel better?”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	01:45:07	Ashton	“Fuck yeah, all right.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	02:06:58	Ashton	“Fucking got it!”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	02:07:43	Ashton	“Oh fuck, hold on.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	02:08:30	Ashton	“And that stuff is serious, that's no fucking around.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:09:44	Ashton	“A lot of stuff that doesn't really fucking matter.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:09:44	Ashton	“We can go hit up my people real quick and then jaunt over to something a little more-- and I do stress this, a little more fucking dangerous, so.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:15:54	Ashton	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:17:38	Ashton	“Well, the head got up, and the head got hit, and now we've got some fucking trouble.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:19:02	Ashton	“I'll fucking get to it.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:19:02	Ashton	“God fucking dammit, that feels really weird.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:19:16	Ashton	“Fuck it, okay.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:19:35	Ashton	“You look like you've fucked an Advik, that's weird.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:20:19	Ashton	“Yeah. Effid, fuck you for Effid, okay.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:29:22	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:29:28	Ashton	“Oh fuck, why'd I-- Hey! Hi.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:29:33	Ashton	“This is fucking crazy.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:30:28	Ashton	“Fuck my life.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:36:46	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:37:52	Ashton	“There's easily an 80% chance that that is good information and not going to fuck us somehow.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:39:14	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:45:03	Ashton	“Yeah, all right, I'm doing this shit, fuck it.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:50:06	Taliesin	“Damn pie fucker.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:50:08	Taliesin	“Fucking pie fucker.”
C3E004 On the Trail of a Killer	03:50:34	Taliesin	“Fuck, fuck, shit, piss.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	00:41:26	Ashton	“Since we're here, does anybody want to spend some cash on maybe a couple of healing potions considering we got our asses kicked last time pretty fucking hard?”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	00:51:56	Ashton	“Fuck, all right, let's just do this shit.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	01:11:02	Ashton	“I feel like it's a little too early to be speaking of the character of somebody that we just fucking met, that is just fucking some guy with enough money to hire a bunch of fucking people to do some weird fucking shit, and then fill their house with a bun”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	01:11:02	Ashton	“that is just fucking some guy with enough money”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	01:11:02	Ashton	“ to hire a bunch of fucking people”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	01:11:02	Ashton	“to do some weird fucking shit, and then fill their house with a bunch of death objects.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	01:14:43	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	01:41:47	Ashton	“Shit, fuck, piss.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	01:47:01	Taliesin	“That's pretty fucking gross.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	02:36:03	Taliesin	“Ready to fuck some shit up.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:15:07	Taliesin	“That's everything I can fucking do.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:29:09	Taliesin	“Somebody got to do it, fuck it.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:32:44	Taliesin	“Can I fucking--”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:44:38	Narration	“I'm going to use my hammer to try and collapse the tunnel by nailing the wall really fucking hard.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:50:24	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:51:42	Ashton	“Fuck, that's a good idea, shit.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:53:05	Narration	“I'm not going to fuck it up.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:53:18	Ashton	“What the fuck are you?”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:56:14	Ashton	“This is fucking weird.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	03:56:36	Ashton	“Like, who would rob this place and why wouldn't he give a fuck? Like, someone clearly took the-- I mean.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	04:04:38	Ashton	“I say maybe somebody at some point should talk to the neighbors, but maybe not until everyone already knows that this house has been ransacked and we should sneak the fuck out of here.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	04:05:42	Ashton	“If we can't convince them that we're not responsible, is a fucking problem.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	04:06:03	Ashton	“I tend to find people who go walking around weird sounds out of someone's house probably have an awful lot of fucking opinions about who lives there.”
C3E005 The Threat Between the Walls	04:06:13	Ashton	“If you're feeling really fancy, feeling like you want to talk to the neighbor and see if you can get them to tell you every fucking thing about this guy.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:09:53	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:14:17	Ashton	“Whatever this fucking is.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:15:26	Ashton	“It's called, or at least what we call it, is "What the Fuck is Up with That?"”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:26:40	Ashton	“That's fucking true.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:26:52	Ashton	“Fuck is up with that.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:28:39	Ashton	“We all kind of had a shit time, and it was a nickname that stuck, and we thought it was kind of fucking funny.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:29:10	Ashton	“Fuckballs.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:30:08	Ashton	“I don't think I've ever gotten you to say "fuck" before, that's great.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:31:15	Ashton	“Yeah, what the fuck is up with that?”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:35:23	Ashton	“What the fuck do I know?”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:39:56	Ashton	“What are you doing in town? What are you trying to get done? What the fuck is up with that?”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:40:32	Ashton	“What the fuck are you trying to get accomplished in town? You don't have to use any proper names, if you don't want to.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:49:51	Ashton	“I'm going to dream about," I don't know, something, whatever the fuck you like.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:53:45	Ashton	“It's a weird fucking world.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:57:54	Ashton	“That's fucking great.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:57:54	Ashton	“That was a great fucking story.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	00:58:07	Ashton	“Fuck, that's the end of that one.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:03:42	Ashton	“Too fucking late.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:03:42	Ashton	“Too fucking late. Five gold.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:12:21	Taliesin	“Fuck! (laughter)”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:12:28	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:30:26	Ashton	“He was fucking crazy.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:30:46	Ashton	“The weird thing I keep thinking about is I thought at first that he just wanted the brumestone for some fucking crazy-eyed reason, ”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:30:46	Ashton	“was doing some sort of crazy fucking shit,”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:30:46	Ashton	“because he was all fucked up.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:31:04	Ashton	“'-- what was he doing with all that fucking money?”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:31:09	Taliesin	“Glad you're fucking watching.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:32:39	Ashton	“I'm sorry, I just have to keep mentioning that, because it's still fucking--”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:39:11	Ashton	“Fuck me, goddamn it.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:42:48	Ashton	“Abso-fucking-lutely.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:52:59	Taliesin	“I would definitely know this fucking story.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:53:58	Taliesin	“More fucks.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:54:01	Taliesin	“Shits, fucks,”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:54:01	Taliesin	“motherfuckers.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	01:54:02	Taliesin	“Many fucks given.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	02:08:51	Taliesin	“I don't fuck around.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	02:09:46	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	02:22:38	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	02:28:26	Ashton	“I'm sure you heard about the fucking murderous table, carpet shit that went down.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	02:28:40	Ashton	“With all of this going the fuck on, one of these shows up in my room.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	02:30:21	Ashton	“Don't let the name fool you, they'll fuck you up.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	02:32:08	Taliesin	“Fuck, I did, too.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	03:07:28	Taliesin	“Oh, so cayenne! Fuck yeah!”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	03:09:09	Taliesin	“In a grandma house, in a fucking grandma house.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	03:16:33	Ashton	“This sort of thing happen a lot there? Big magic fuck-ups?”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	03:33:01	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	03:37:22	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	03:44:43	Taliesin	“T-shirts going to fuck with your AC, man.”
C3E006 Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads	03:54:19	Taliesin	“What the fuck's that about?”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	01:06:36	Taliesin	“Fucking George.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	01:18:12	Ashton	“Fuck, I've always wanted to do this.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	01:23:37	Taliesin	“What the fuck is that about? (laughter) ”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	01:23:37	Taliesin	“Fuck. Hate to be the back.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:06:37	Ashton	“Fuck yes.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:27:54	Taliesin	“The fuck?!”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:29:19	Taliesin	“Fuck off.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:41:24	Taliesin	“What the living fuck?! Okay.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:41:30	Taliesin	“Oh my fucking god.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:42:07	Taliesin	“Fuck a duck.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:46:01	Ashton	“Oh, fuck.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:46:33	Narration	“I'm going to-- Fuck it, I'm just going to pump a Chaos Burst into this in a desperate attempt to get it to work.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:46:58	Taliesin	“Fuck! That's 10 points of bludgeoning damage.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:48:12	Narration	“I'll fucking take it.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	02:59:12	Taliesin	“Fuck me.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:08:02	Narration	“Okay, I'm going to take a fucking swing at it.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:08:02	Narration	“See what the fuck happens.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:10:28	Taliesin	“For fuck's sakes.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:10:43	Taliesin	“So that's four fucking points.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:21:50	Ashton	“Fuck, I hate acid.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:23:39	Ashton	“Yeah, that was-- Fuck. (laughs)”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:24:04	Ashton	“A fucking wall.”
C3E007 Behind the Curtain	03:47:28	Ashton	“'-- and games, and sleep, and we have to sleep, because I'm going to fucking die.”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	00:15:45	Ashton	“Also, we're all just fucked up right now.”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	00:35:08	Taliesin	“That'll fuck you up.”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	00:42:33	Ashton	“Just fucked.”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	01:47:24	Ashton	“Then you would just ask people, have you seen a giant fucking floating city?”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	01:50:49	Ashton	“I think it's fucking great.”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	02:36:13	Ashton	“'-- that's really where everything goes really fucking badly.”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	03:07:50	Ashton	“Guy got fucked up.”
C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary	03:07:50	Ashton	“She's worried about her money. Fuck that.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	00:18:07	Narration	“I'm going to start banging on the door with the hammer, I'm going to break it fucking down.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	00:35:37	Ashton	“From what I know, Artana Voe's a bounty hunter, mercenary, expensive, way above my fucking pay grade.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	00:40:07	Taliesin	“I would roleplay the fuck out of that.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	00:44:04	Ashton	“Fucking thing. I'm just saying.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:01:41	Ashton	“You're fucking lying.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:10:46	Ashton	“Can you shame a fear of heights out of somebody? I'm so fucking curious.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:17:43	Ashton	“Fuck me! Oh.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:18:28	Taliesin	“Let's roll, motherfucker.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:20:09	Ashton	“Fuck me.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:20:13	Ashton	“Better be fucking be great.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:24:26	Ashton	“Never going to get fucking over that.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:24:26	Ashton	“That's the fucking best.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:31:24	Ashton	“Well, now I'm conflicted, fuck.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:32:14	Ashton	“I can't get the plum out of my fucking mouth.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:40:17	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:40:28	Ashton	“I know you went in the fucking kitchen.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	01:57:41	Ashton	“You've got to fucking hurry.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:14:02	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake, we're looking for--”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:14:02	Ashton	“(groans) Fuck's sake, we're looking for a friend, a friend of a friend who went missing.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:14:02	Ashton	“There's a lot of weird shit going on and we just need a little bit of fucking help.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:14:20	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:14:47	Ashton	“Fuck, I don't know that, hold on.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:14:47	Ashton	“What do you need? What do you want? Why don't you fucking talk, you asshole.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:16:06	Ashton	“I swear to fuck, Chetney, if I find out you have more money than that-- (sighs) You're going to be dead in ten years.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:17:52	Ashton	“I'm still trying to decide how much I like this motherfucker. I'm not--”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:18:15	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:18:15	Taliesin	“Holy fuck.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:31:22	Ashton	“I'd say go shopping, but all of the shops down here kind of fucking suck.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:32:16	Ashton	“Weird fucking week.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:37:48	Ashton	“I've never fucking been there. I don't know.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:38:40	Taliesin	“I mean, fuck it.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	02:41:39	Taliesin	“Travis is just fucking with us.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:04:22	Ashton	“I think we should try and get him the fuck out of town.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:04:31	Ashton	“We got to do something about that, it's family, you got to take care of fucking family.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:06:40	Ashton	“I think that's a really fucking bad idea.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:13:45	Ashton	“I would recommend that when it comes to family, it's worth the paying of some fucking debts.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:14:13	Ashton	“Better fucking go.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:15:02	Ashton	“If you think he's smart enough to fucking keep low, keep his head down, it's still going to be your problem.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:20:57	Taliesin	“Have you been reading my fucking notes?”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:23:26	Ashton	“Go on the fucking date, ”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:23:26	Ashton	“so we can go back there and drink at some point in the near fucking future.”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:24:14	Ashton	“What the fuck, Grass? (laughter)”
C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot	03:46:11	Ashton	“Fucking kidding me.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	00:48:54	Ashton	“Oh my god, he fucking did.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	01:48:56	Ashton	“We had a showdown with some fucker named Vali over at the Moon Tower.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	01:49:48	Ashton	“Oh, trying to help a friend find another friend, and Vali's into some dark, weird fucking shit.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	01:49:48	Ashton	“I would be very careful with that fucker.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:12:29	Ashton	“Long story short, and I'm sure at some point if you want to hear the whole fucking tale, you can buy more liquor.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:14:23	Ashton	“Absolutely fucking not. I would've done the same.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:14:31	Ashton	“It's what you do for family, is you fucking take care of them.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:16:10	Ashton	“Said fuck off to that place. Formed a gang.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:17:24	Ashton	“I would assume, because the next thing I know, they have dragged my pretty much fucked body back to my house.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:17:24	Ashton	“Milo had done their best, putting me back together without knowing any healing spells or fuck all.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:20:54	Ashton	“She didn't have anything to say about anything that we've been doing other than, wow, you're fucking with crazy people and dangerous people.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:25:51	Ashton	“This fucker, jeez.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:26:47	Ashton	“I think it's a terrible fucking idea, but--”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:28:44	Ashton	“You're in the room when you have to get to the desk, I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	02:40:57	Ashton	“Who the fuck carries rope with them.”
C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates	03:15:08	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”

Total: 220

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	00:26:10	Taliesin	“Fucking knew it.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	01:14:54	Narration	“So just still staring at that giant fucking”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	01:14:54	Narration	“pumpkin king motherfucker, I'm just going to pull up the hammer and just drop it hard”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	01:14:54	Narration	“onto that fucking chair for--”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	01:42:22	Narration	“I'm going to run full fucking speed.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	01:43:05	Narration	“All right, and I'm going to-- yeah, fuck it, we're at that point. I'm going to take a Reckless Attack.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	02:24:42	Ashton	“No fucking clue.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	02:27:10	Ashton	“Just say, "Yeah, that shit was crazy, and I don't know what fuck the happened, but we're bleeding and going home." ”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	02:27:17	Ashton	“ We're going to get caught, motherfuckers.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	02:41:46	Ashton	“That's pretty fucking cool.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	02:58:39	Ashton	“It was pretty fucking cool, absolutely.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	02:59:41	Ashton	“I know, I'm fucking with you.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	03:05:54	Ashton	“You never fucking know.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	03:13:57	Ashton	“I could get the fuck out of town if I actually wanted to.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	03:29:23	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	03:56:15	Ashton	“Don't fucking touch me.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	04:37:24	Ashton	“Let her know that I came by with the new Nobodies and she can call whenever she fucking likes.”
C3E011 Chasing Nightmares	04:38:08	Ashton	“Or anybody else who would give a fuck.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	00:31:17	Taliesin	“He's fucking with you.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:02:35	Ashton	“Fuck that then.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:03:13	Ashton	“Don't fuck around with this.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:11:51	Ashton	“I don't know what the fuck that is, but that's interesting.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:12:12	Ashton	“Fuck it. All right.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:19:34	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sakes. I walk outside.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:30:30	Ashton	“Jeez! Fuck!”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:32:54	Ashton	“Oh yeah, it's because I never give a fuck up here, that's why.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:34:00	Ashton	“Fuck. (laughs)”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:35:09	Ashton	“I give the fuck up.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:35:09	Ashton	“I'm just not fucking good at it.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	01:35:34	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:05:08	Ashton	“Write home about it, why don't you, fuck!”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:22:39	Ashton	“They fucked off, which is fine, but yeah, moving backward is never a good plan.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:25:16	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:25:40	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:26:39	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck us.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:26:43	Taliesin	“It's the Fuck Us Group.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:26:51	Ashton	“I'm going to work on my fucking mask.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:27:00	Ashton	“Did no one else read the fucking--”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:27:22	Ashton	“I just like fucking making it.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	02:27:37	Ashton	“We've got hot glue, we got whatever the fuck you need. Magic.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	03:21:38	Ashton	“I am creating a giant fucking craft project at my place.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	03:21:38	Ashton	“Anyone who wants to come work on their fucking mask, we got everything, I'm going to try, and enlist Milo in this shit.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	03:22:28	Taliesin	“Fuck, that's okay, all right.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	03:35:55	Ashton	“It's fucking--”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	03:43:50	Narration	“I took some scrap leather, and some scrap cloth, and mushed all this together with some glue, oiled up, and pressed it to my face to get a rough fucking shape.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	03:43:50	Narration	“I've also slightly modded the outfit, because I'm not showing any fucking skin.”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	03:45:13	Ashton	“Fucking thought, aren't they?”
C3E012 Make It Fashion	04:19:20	Ashton	“I would be happy to just stand behind you and look menacing as fuck.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	00:21:11	Taliesin	“Freedom fucked y'all up.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	00:47:26	Narration	“I left everything behind and I am just going to fucking scowl at anyone who comes anywhere near touching any of my shit.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	00:52:23	Ashton	“Holy shit, who the fuck are you?”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	00:52:30	Ashton	“Ah, fuck.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	01:28:35	Taliesin	“I'd clap and stand up if it wouldn't fuck up the camera.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	01:36:26	Taliesin	“That's what you get when you roll a perception check off the fucking scale.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	01:49:56	Taliesin	“That's what I fucking thought.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	01:50:53	Ashton	“Well, why is she nervous and why is she waiting for something to clearly go the fuck down?”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	01:51:07	Ashton	“She's making me really fucking nervous.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	01:53:23	Ashton	“I'm fucking bored.”
C3E013 A Dance of Deception	03:48:02	Taliesin	“What are the fucking rules for this? Are there rules for this? I don't know how the fuck this goes.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:19:19	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:25:28	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:25:51	Taliesin	“Oh, fucker!”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:26:49	Narration	“Fuck it, let's make a reckless attack.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:29:30	Taliesin	“Even if I've got my fucking--”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:30:58	Narration	“After that beautiful hit that seemed to do very little right to the fucking forehead, ”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:30:58	Narration	“I'm just going to take the knuckles backward and do a full spin and just do the backhanded slap again, but just really fucking hard.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:43:24	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:47:29	Taliesin	“Not in the fucking mood right now.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	00:57:48	Ashton	“Sadly, this fucked up my new clothes, but that's okay.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	01:35:44	Ashton	“Holy shit, that's a dangerous motherfucker.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	01:36:16	Ashton	“(scoffs) Fucking idiot.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	01:36:55	Ashton	“We should probably get the fuck out of here, at some point.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	02:48:13	Taliesin	“Fuck, of course.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	02:48:59	Ashton	“Fuck, are you guys all right?”
C3E014 In Too Deep	03:17:57	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	03:18:01	Narration	“Okay. I'm going to rage, and I'm going to hold my fucking action.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	03:38:12	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	03:45:08	Ashton	“Fucking shi--”
C3E014 In Too Deep	03:59:43	Ashton	“I'm fucking done.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	04:08:45	Ashton	“Oh, fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	04:16:33	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	04:28:32	Ashton	“What the fuck is up with that?”
C3E014 In Too Deep	04:31:14	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E014 In Too Deep	04:44:07	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	00:14:54	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	00:30:23	Ashton	“Well, General Ratanish made it very clear that he knows it was us that fucked up everything at the Nightmare King's lab.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	00:31:10	Ashton	“Who knew you could piss off so many people in one evening? It's fucking amazing.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	00:31:31	Ashton	“God, they could hire a lot of people to fuck with us, jesus.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	00:59:58	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	01:02:34	Ashton	“Ooh, I speak Marquesian! (laughter) Which fucking problem, specifically? Because there's a lot of weird shit going on.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	01:02:34	Ashton	“So you actually would have to be a little fucking specific.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	01:08:02	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	01:15:31	Ashton	“The "right thing" can mean fucking anything.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	01:18:14	Ashton	“(laughs) Fuck no. Uh, the general.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	01:25:01	Ashton	“I fucking love patches, though.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	01:34:15	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	02:41:34	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:05:37	Narration	“Okay, well I'm going to fucking rage.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:05:45	Narration	“I fucking rages.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:05:45	Narration	“I fucking rage.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:05:52	Taliesin	“Fuck, goddamn it, so close.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:08:06	Taliesin	“Fuck. Got it.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:18:51	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:27:41	Taliesin	“Fuck, never mind.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:35:35	Ashton	“Yeah, as I spin, my after image beats me to it as I turn: Don't group up around them, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:36:36	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:37:37	Taliesin	“Fucker.”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	03:48:10	Taliesin	“Did I just fuck up--”
C3E015 The Tunnels Below	04:16:21	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:35:07	Ashton	“I think we're fucked.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:41:27	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:48:22	Narration	“I would've been, sadly, near the fucking back, ”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:48:22	Narration	“but I know I can run at full fucking speed if I have to.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:51:18	Taliesin	“Fuck. My brain's a little weird.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:51:18	Narration	“Fuck it. I'm just assuming something terrible's going to happen,”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:51:18	Narration	“ so I'm going to fucking rage.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:52:01	Narration	“I'm going to to get right in this motherfucker's face.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	00:54:27	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:12:19	Taliesin	“God fucking damn.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:25:45	Taliesin	“Oh, wow, fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:26:22	Taliesin	“Okay, so that's-- Fucking terrible, 13 points of damage.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:36:16	Taliesin	“Oh, yeah, holy fuck, that's way better.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:39:00	Taliesin	“Shit. Fuck this.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:54:24	Narration	“I'm going to grab that fucking shade creature and toss them to my left.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:55:43	Ashton	“I turn back around, I'm like: We're getting the fuck out of here, right?”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:55:47	Ashton	“Let's get the fuck out of here.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	01:59:12	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	02:13:14	Ashton	“Probably going to try and then hoping, unless that thing comes down, I'm going to figure it the fuck out.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	02:14:50	Taliesin	“So if I took a run at that ball, and would I get a bonus if I hit it with my hammer as opposed to just running, trying to sideswipe it, if I try to bat it down really fucking hard?”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	02:15:37	Narration	“Oh, then in that case, fuck it, hammer.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	02:20:17	Taliesin	“Oh, lair action, fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	02:28:19	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	02:29:39	Narration	“I want to run, that's how I want to do this, I want to just fucking run.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	02:30:27	Ashton	“Lick salt, fucker! And we're out.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:01:11	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck me.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:02:41	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:20:42	Ashton	“We are pretty fucked up, or some of us are.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:46:05	Ashton	“Oh no, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:46:32	Ashton	“Sometimes shit's just fucked up,”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:46:42	Ashton	“and the only thing you can do because you didn't do anything fucking wrong,”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:46:46	Ashton	“is get the fuck back up and do the exact same thing all over again knowing that there was nothing to learn.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:48:06	Ashton	“Not a lot of people get the fuck out of where I am.”
C3E016 The Shade Mother	03:48:06	Ashton	“And, I don't know, I haven't said yes to a lot of stuff in a while and this group has made me want to say yes to things, and that's the only way to ever get the fuck out of this kind of place.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	00:45:48	Ashton	“You doing all right? You fucked it up real bad last night.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	00:51:46	Taliesin	“Fucking adorable.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	01:20:50	Taliesin	“You too! Oh, fuck.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	01:23:06	Ashton	“Is this what everybody does at this hour? They're fucking eating? This is what I'm missing? This is why I said--”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	02:13:43	Taliesin	“Mauve? They make mauve dragons? What the fuck.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	02:17:37	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck-- (laughter)”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	02:41:00	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	03:00:25	Ashton	“I'm having this moment where I'm realizing that perhaps one of the reasons why I allow myself to get the shit kicked out of me is in the hope that people are actually fucking watching.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	03:01:54	Ashton	“What were we supposed to be doing? Fuck.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	03:50:37	Taliesin	“Excuse me while I try and remember I didn't hear what I just fucking heard all night.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	03:51:54	Ashton	“I've never told anybody this before, but I just want to-- What the fuck are you looking at? (laughter)”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	03:52:18	Ashton	“What the fuck.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	03:53:10	Ashton	“I don't fucking know.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	04:04:57	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	04:05:33	Ashton	“I'm taking my fucking sleeves back.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	04:07:32	Narration	“I'm going around the fairy, whatever the fuck that was.”
C3E017 Heart-to-Heartmoor	04:07:40	Ashton	“I'm like: Oh, fuck that thing.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:15:08	Taliesin	“Fuck my life.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:21:37	Taliesin	“It's fucking again.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:22:08	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:25:06	Taliesin	“Roll low, motherfuckers.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:32:00	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:32:49	Narration	“Rage like a motherfucker because what else am I going to fucking do?”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:33:07	Narration	“So, not that anyone can see, but there's a fucking light show going on inside this thing.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:33:24	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:33:28	Taliesin	“I am going to-- My only chance of fucking surviving this is”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:33:28	Taliesin	“getting the fuck out of this thing, I assume.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:34:51	Taliesin	“Fuck, god.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:35:31	Narration	“I am out; I am fucked.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:35:35	Narration	“I am fucked right now.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:36:13	Ashton	“I'm really up fucked up, please help.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:36:13	Ashton	“Fuck, ow.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:36:13	Ashton	“Fuck! Ow, ow.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:36:18	Ashton	“I'm really fucked up.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:47:14	Taliesin	“Creature looks okay, kind of fucked up?”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:51:42	Taliesin	“19 with disadvantage? Fuck.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:53:37	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:56:17	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	00:56:24	Taliesin	“Oh, I just got fucked on mine.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:00:29	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:00:29	Taliesin	“I'm running up. I'm going to smash the fucker.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:00:55	Taliesin	“Fuck, yes, that's what I wanted.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:02:14	Narration	“Another fucking Chaos Burst in there because I really want this to be over.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:02:31	Narration	“14 points of bludgeoning damage to try and get it to throw the motherfucker up.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:03:49	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:04:41	Taliesin	“We've been beating the fuck out of this.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:12:07	Taliesin	“Fuck yourself.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:26:01	Ashton	“I'm fucking done.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	01:35:45	Taliesin	“Well, that's in there now, fuck.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	02:35:57	Ashton	“Those pamphlets are always fucking great.”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	02:41:16	Ashton	“We don't have to start immediately, it's just we're in town, we're going to get ourselves settled and then we'll figure out what the fuck the rules are, what the whole deal is--”
C3E018 A Hungry Jungle	03:14:22	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E019 Omens Above	00:51:39	Taliesin	“Clap, motherfucker.”
C3E019 Omens Above	01:11:12	Ashton	“If we only had that fucking rope! Why? Why'd you do that?”
C3E019 Omens Above	01:11:19	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E019 Omens Above	01:18:34	Ashton	“Fuck, it's lime juice.”
C3E019 Omens Above	01:23:15	Ashton	“What the fuck has he done today?”
C3E019 Omens Above	02:03:36	Ashton	“Oh, that fucker.”
C3E019 Omens Above	02:04:07	Ashton	“She would fucking die.”
C3E019 Omens Above	02:20:38	Ashton	“She could fuck you up.”
C3E019 Omens Above	03:03:05	Ashton	“Fuck that guy.”
C3E019 Omens Above	03:37:22	Taliesin	“Who are these fucking people?”
C3E019 Omens Above	03:53:26	Taliesin	“Let's fuck some shit up in a haunted house!”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	00:23:32	Taliesin	“Fucking windows.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	00:23:32	Taliesin	“Fucking windows, am I right?”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:09:12	Ashton	“I don't need a fucking rug, where are you going to-- You're out of the room!”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:28:49	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:33:26	Narration	“Okay, I'm going to-- Fuck it, I'm going to--”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:37:38	Narration	“I'm going to hit the door with my fucking hammer.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:47:06	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:53:36	Ashton	“What the fuck was that?!”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:59:21	Taliesin	“That's fucked up.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	01:59:49	Narration	“I'm tempted to poke that fucking armor.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	02:20:23	Taliesin	“Fuck me.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	02:31:10	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	02:32:03	Taliesin	“(giggles) Fuck, I'm not doing well.”
C3E020 Breaking and Entering...	02:40:39	Ashton	“Fuck.”

Total: 234

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:22:45	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:22:45	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:22:45	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:22:45	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:22:45	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:22:45	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:29:04	Taliesin	“After a long fucking rest, maybe.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:32:05	Ashton	“Are we getting the fuck out of here?”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:32:19	Narration	“I'm going to just take a couple hits at the one that's closest to the door because fuck it.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:34:05	Narration	“My movement is 40 feet, and I know about that fucking tile, and I'm not falling on it, the evil tile.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:34:41	Ashton	“Fuck off, pudding! Nobody wants you.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:35:56	Taliesin	“Fuck yourself, puppy.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:53:47	Taliesin	“Can I get within swinging distance of these fuckers?”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:54:23	Ashton	“Fuck it, we're going.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	00:56:29	Taliesin	“But they didn't fall into the fucking pit.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:00:16	Taliesin	“Because I'm a big shiny rainbow motherfucker right now.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:19:01	Taliesin	“Yeah. Fuck it.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:20:39	Taliesin	“I don't care about any of your fuckers.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:25:43	Ashton	“Do you have a better idea? How fucked are we already?”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:29:36	Ashton	“They don't know it won't fuck them up.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:56:29	Ashton	“Yeah, on the way out, I want to see if we can-- I'm fucking pissed.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:56:29	Ashton	“I want to fucking clean this place out.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:56:29	Ashton	“Fuck this dude.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:56:45	Ashton	“Fuck winning.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:57:17	Ashton	“Oh, for fucking--”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:57:57	Ashton	“I think we've all been a little fucked up for a day.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:58:34	Ashton	“So why don't we just put everything the fuck down? My intimidation.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	01:59:30	Ashton	“They're going to be pretty fucked.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:08:14	Narration	“I want to see what would happen if I with fucked with it.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:10:58	Ashton	“I tell you, I kind of want to fuck around a little more in here.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:11:18	Ashton	“I don't like people trying to kill me, that not part of this fucking deal.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:11:30	Ashton	“No, no, sometimes you just got to hold a fucking grudge.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:11:37	Ashton	“No, no, I'm good to leave, but I think I'm going to have to have some fucking words.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:11:37	Ashton	“Everyone thinks it's good to go, then it's good to fucking go.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:13:11	Ashton	“I want to fuck with him real bad.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:14:00	Ashton	“I want his fucking coat.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:19:22	Narration	“I didn't even bother to check to see if it was trapped, because fuck that, but that's okay, it's a natural 20, so if I'm going to die, I'm going to die.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:19:55	Ashton	“Fuck you,”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:19:55	Ashton	“fuck you.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:20:42	Ashton	“I'm ready to get the fuck out of here. I'm good.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:23:34	Ashton	“Fuck that guy.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:35:06	Ashton	“Ah, fuck, all right.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:36:33	Ashton	“Aw, fuck.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:37:46	Ashton	“Fuck, I want one of those.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	02:46:17	Ashton	“Pissed as fuck.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	03:25:38	Ashton	“I would love to find out what the fuck this is.”
C3E021 Fight at the Museum…	03:26:23	Ashton	“My penmanship is fucking terrible.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	00:16:01	Ashton	“Especially once we have a little change in our pocket, that could be fucking great.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	00:36:41	Taliesin	“Sorry, fucked up that.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	01:27:00	Ashton	“Yeah, fuck it.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	01:37:45	Ashton	“I was paid to go find out what the fuck happened, and--”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	03:30:53	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	03:33:25	Ashton	“What the actual fuck?”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	03:50:35	Ashton	“It's been a long time and maybe I'm just going a little soft, who hired us for that job? And what the fuck were we supposed to be stealing? I don't know why I've never even, haven't really given it a thought in a very long time, and I don't know why.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	03:54:37	Ashton	“The fuck?”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	03:59:43	Ashton	“Fuck it, let's do it.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:02:24	Ashton	“I was literally kidding, but now that that's happening, I fucking--”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:10:46	Narration	“I immediately run to the fucking wall, and start pounding it and pounding right into it.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:14:51	Ashton	“Fuck, I'm going to have to find everybody, aren't I?”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:14:58	Ashton	“Fuck! (sighs)”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:15:13	Ashton	“Fucking Bassuras bullshit.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:15:13	Ashton	“Yeah, yeah, why not? Fucking Bassuras.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:15:40	Ashton	“They're fucking gone.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:16:01	Ashton	“Let's just get the fuck out of here.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:16:44	Ashton	“Yeah, I'm pretty fucking angry.”
C3E022 Promise and Potential	04:16:44	Ashton	“Let's figure out what the fuck happened.”
C3E023 To The Skies	00:42:25	Taliesin	“Wow! That's fucking huge!”
C3E023 To The Skies	00:53:23	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E023 To The Skies	01:06:24	Ashton	“The first time that that guy would've been useful and now he's not fucking here.”
C3E023 To The Skies	01:06:28	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E023 To The Skies	01:30:20	Ashton	“Everyone on this ship is so fucking nervous.”
C3E023 To The Skies	01:30:29	Ashton	“Yeah, what the fuck?”
C3E023 To The Skies	01:30:56	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E023 To The Skies	01:58:28	Ashton	“Not to tell you what to do with your time, but that fucking moon ain't going anywhere.”
C3E023 To The Skies	01:58:40	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:15:52	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:18:56	Taliesin	“Those fucking--”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:27:28	Narration	“First off, I'm going to fucking rage.”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:30:16	Taliesin	“Fuck, I lost the fucking thing again.”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:30:16	Taliesin	“Fuck, I lost the fucking thing again.”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:31:28	Taliesin	“Fuck it, reckless.”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:31:36	Ashton	“Oh fuck! (oohing)”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:53:56	Taliesin	“Fuck no.”
C3E023 To The Skies	02:54:20	Narration	“Then the one that's up there-- Fucking around up there with those people.”
C3E023 To The Skies	03:18:56	Narration	“I took that reckless as fuck. That's 23.”
C3E023 To The Skies	03:19:15	Narration	“I am going to hop up and I'm just going to see that eye and I'm going to take a spin and I'm going to try and baseball that fucking thing out of its head.”
C3E023 To The Skies	03:23:51	Taliesin	“What the living fuck?!”
C3E023 To The Skies	03:29:06	Ashton	“I don't know, I had a weird dream last night, and was like, "Fuck it," and yeah, that was weird, but cool, all right.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	00:43:50	Narration	“Fuck, I'm punching a crystal.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	00:44:11	Taliesin	“And it's the same roll three times in a roll. Fuck it.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	00:44:11	Narration	“Basically space attacks into this as gently as I can to just start trying to see if it can absorb some of whatever the fuck's in my head.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	01:04:08	Ashton	“Oh fuck, we're back.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	01:13:34	Ashton	“Where the fuck are you?”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	01:18:55	Taliesin	“Chetney-- Fuck all.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	01:19:15	Ashton	“Oh, fuck.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	01:47:43	Ashton	“Shit, yeah, fucking South Dregs.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	02:41:36	Narration	“40 to get there? I'm going to rage and beat the ever living fuck out of that dude.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	02:44:09	Taliesin	“Sorry, I was reading what the fuck I can do.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	02:59:35	Narration	“So I need a constitution saving throw on that fucker.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	03:11:53	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	03:14:39	Taliesin	“'-- who's fucking with me.”
C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley	03:30:08	Ashton	“What fucker did that?”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	01:04:21	Ashton	“Now I feel bad for being fucking shitty to Dorian.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	01:10:56	Ashton	“I remembered a bunch of shit I didn't like, and it fucked me up. Enjoy.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	01:18:00	Ashton	“I never went to any fucking Joe's.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	01:29:57	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	01:55:50	Taliesin	“Okay. Anybody that might give a fuck if we start a little bit of a ruckus?”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	02:21:42	Ashton	“It was down to the fucking wire.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	02:22:58	Ashton	“It's the only politics in this fucking town.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	02:22:58	Ashton	“Anything else goes, but this is the one place that you have to be very, very fucking careful.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	02:36:40	Ashton	“Fists of the Ruiner are just whatever the fuck they want to be at any moment.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	03:07:31	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	03:27:08	Ashton	“Also, may give her an opportunity to get the fuck out.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	03:42:06	Ashton	“You must've done something pretty fucked up if you are in pot holder territory. Right?”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	03:43:56	Ashton	“Oh, maybe not. Fuck.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	04:06:12	Ashton	“It's a loose collection, but if I recall, the family that runs it is probably not down to fuck with people.”
C3E025 A Taste of Tal'Dorei	04:17:13	Narration	“I'll go for it just because you know, fuck it. Okay.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	00:49:24	Ashton	“For fuck's sake, I need something to eat. (groans)”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:05:48	Ashton	“Tomorrow? Fuck, I had people to look up.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:06:12	Ashton	“Super fucking good day.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:10:37	Ashton	“I mean, come on, if something goes wrong, it's going to because of the little fucker.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:12:10	Ashton	“Uh, (sighs) sweet, fucking mutton chop.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:12:52	Ashton	“I don't give a fuck about it.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:20:07	Ashton	“These people are fucking crazy.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:23:06	Ashton	“Look at you, you messy fucking bitch.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:26:06	Ashton	“'-- tomorrow, but really, we just need to get the fuck out of here and get our guy and get out of town.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:32:02	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:32:13	Ashton	“Also, the All-Minds-Burn to the Paragon? No, they fucking hate each other.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:32:18	Ashton	“Oh yeah, they fucking-- nobody gets along in this goddamn city.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:34:26	Ashton	“High as fucking kites, yeah.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:35:07	Ashton	“Fuck, I hope so.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:37:36	Ashton	“If worst comes to worst, there's always the orphanage, and I could hit that up and see what the fuck happens.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:38:04	Ashton	“Any ward of the state who goes through the Greymoore Home for the Untethered Children, I kid you fucking not, they give you Greymoore as a last name.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:38:34	Ashton	“It's not like I really gave a fuck about them, either.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	01:39:27	Ashton	“I'm fucking really into that.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	02:45:45	Taliesin	“Fuck my life.”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	02:45:50	Ashton	“Who the fuck did I find you with?”
C3E026 Hidden Truths	03:32:44	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sakes, 100 gold.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	00:20:40	Ashton	“He didn't necessarily have to know that we were working to fuck with him.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	00:21:09	Ashton	“He don't give a fuck.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	00:21:21	Ashton	“'-- when a bunch of random fucking people show up.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	01:17:41	Taliesin	“Rollies, motherfucker.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	01:35:07	Ashton	“If anyone ever makes you feel bad, I'm going to fucking kill them.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	01:35:29	Ashton	“I'll fucking kill them.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	01:35:45	Taliesin	“This is what you picked up in the fucking mine.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	01:37:53	Taliesin	“That is a 200-page fucking book.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:15:44	Taliesin	“Oh my fucking god.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:15:47	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:25:12	Ashton	“I fucking knew it.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:25:44	Ashton	“Well, doesn't fucking see me.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:29:09	Ashton	“He interrupted us on our time, and so I am forced to put this offer forward way before I was expecting to, and make a scene out of it because of this fucker.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:31:35	Ashton	“I was just trying to help. I really-- Oh fuck.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:32:17	Ashton	“'-- I've actually been making a ton of money with these fucking people.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:39:17	Ashton	“Sorry, fuck, shit.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:42:51	Ashton	“This sounds fucking great.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:43:07	Taliesin	“I have utterly lost the fucking round now.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:44:14	Ashton	“That's fucked up, and that's cool. Okay.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:45:51	Taliesin	“'-- fucking tombstone.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:47:19	Ashton	“Fuck my life.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:47:19	Ashton	“Fuck my life.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:55:55	Ashton	“Fuck shit up.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:57:23	Ashton	“Back when I was a kid, if you wanted to talk about the most fucked up, crazy, please correct me if I'm wrong, DM,”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:57:23	Ashton	“insane motherfucker in the history of this town,”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:57:23	Ashton	“who just killed and fucked everything up.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:57:23	Ashton	“and what the fuck are they doing back? This is--”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	02:58:02	Ashton	“This is-- These are serious-- This is a serious person, like don't fuck with person.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	03:01:46	Ashton	“We can fuck around with that.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	03:04:51	Ashton	“There is, in fact, a giant, big insect under the ground, but I think it's just there, I don't think it has anything to do-- I don't know what the fuck they're doing, no.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	03:07:22	Ashton	“You're going to love this place. It's fucked up.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	03:10:10	Ashton	“Shit, fuck.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	03:10:34	Taliesin	“â™ª Don't fuck with me â™ª That could be worse.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	03:14:20	Ashton	“That bird used to party so fucking hard.”
C3E027 A Race for the Prize	03:37:51	Ashton	“Well, definitely fuckery is your artform.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:12:59	Taliesin	“Ooh! Fucking into that.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:13:27	Taliesin	“The Buck Fucket.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:34:26	Taliesin	“Shit fuck.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:41:36	Ashton	“It's about fuckin' mean.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:48:50	Taliesin	“That's mean as fuck!”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:57:32	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:59:54	Taliesin	“It's time to motherfucking rage, so let's see what the fuck happens.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	00:59:54	Taliesin	“It's time to motherfucking rage, so let's see what the fuck happens.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:08:54	Taliesin	“Oh fuck, shit, piss.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:09:05	Taliesin	“Fuck, shit, piss.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:16:02	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:22:34	Taliesin	“I used the gravity drop to make that fucking pin.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:34:40	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:36:53	Narration	“I'm going to pull right behind these motherfuckers right over there.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:37:06	Narration	“Okay, and yeah, I can't do anything about fucking them.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:37:15	Narration	“Let's fucking sync it up.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:40:28	Taliesin	“That was pretty fucking awesome.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:52:47	Taliesin	“Do we fuck with him?”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:53:42	Taliesin	“Man, they're just not giving any fucks.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	01:59:22	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:04:09	Taliesin	“The one that's clearly fucking with us.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:09:23	Taliesin	“And fuck me!”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:09:24	Taliesin	“Same fucking one.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:09:41	Taliesin	“Can I apply my Density Well to those motherfuckers who are currently-- which means I cannot-- normally I cannot be knocked prone, pushed, pulled or forced to move and when I hit with a melee attack, technically, I can burn a Chaos Burst-- mee-lee-- to do additional damage.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:10:14	Taliesin	“See if I can really fuck them up.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:10:20	Narration	“I'm going to fuck them up on my way in.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:10:48	Taliesin	“Come on, motherfucker.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:16:48	Taliesin	“We get a fucking Wilhelm.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:43:30	Taliesin	“He's going to either be cleaved in two or we're really fucked.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:45:20	Taliesin	“Kagaronk's going to fuck us up.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:52:39	Taliesin	“Fuck a duck.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	02:52:50	Taliesin	“Shit, fuck.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:04:03	Ashton	“For fuck's sake!”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:09:55	Taliesin	“Ah, fuck.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:12:19	Taliesin	“Not that we didn't know it was getting all fucked up anyway.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:17:12	Taliesin	“Motherfucker.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:23:44	Taliesin	“Fuck me, okay.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:24:58	Narration	“I get its attention with that first back swing, and as it hopefully comes to take a look at me, the hammer is super light, and gets heavier and heavier and heavier and heavier, and it is going to cut through it like fucking butter.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:25:47	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:34:05	Taliesin	“Fucking disadvantage bullshit.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:37:08	Ashton	“Oh, fuck yeah! That was amazing!”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:38:16	Ashton	“God fucking-- don't take the fun out of it.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	03:39:00	Ashton	“It went very well, very fucking well.”
C3E028 The Deathwish Run	04:25:29	Taliesin	“I can't wait to find out what the fuck you heard.”
C3E029 Dark Portents	00:54:33	Narration	“So I'm going to fucking rage.”
C3E029 Dark Portents	00:55:17	Ashton	“(shouts) We're all sitting down and calming the fuck down! (laughter)”
C3E029 Dark Portents	01:28:22	Ashton	“You know, sometimes it's important to remember that everybody can be an asshole and this is not necessarily an either/or, and I'm kind of feeling that right now, and while we're on the subject, what did Ira want to do with some fucking werewolves?”
C3E029 Dark Portents	01:28:51	Ashton	“Fucking useless.”
C3E029 Dark Portents	01:49:34	Ashton	“Take your basic-ass looks and get the fuck out.”
C3E029 Dark Portents	01:50:05	Ashton	“Oh, fuck off.”
C3E029 Dark Portents	02:57:25	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E029 Dark Portents	03:08:38	Ashton	“Aren't we all forgetting the mad fucking scientist that they're trusting with this bullshit?”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	01:10:26	Narration	“I'm going to run the 40 feet to the leg that we've already been fucking with.”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	01:10:58	Narration	“I'm going to do this reckless, so I can really fuck with it.”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	01:12:32	Taliesin	“You're not going to fuck with the one I've been fucking with?”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	01:12:32	Taliesin	“You're not going to fuck with the one I've been fucking with?”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	01:12:38	Taliesin	“What the fuck was--”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	01:27:36	Taliesin	“I just-- fuck it.”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	01:31:51	Taliesin	“Yeah, on the fucked up wheel.”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	03:04:33	Ashton	“No, it's in the fucking hole.”
C3E030 Reunion & Revelation	03:17:42	Taliesin	“Wow, really, that quick, that quick? Fuck!”

Total: 384

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E031 Breaking Point	00:44:03	Narration	“I'm backing the fuck up.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:07:56	Ashton	“So fucking off.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:23:29	Ashton	“I fucking knew it!”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:30:52	Ashton	“Let's take some time and let's toss this fucking place.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:31:53	Ashton	“We're just going to go through everything that that motherfucker might've touched and see if there's some hidden shit around, floorboards.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:36:32	Ashton	“If you were a giant spidery motherfucker and you were trying to hide shit, I would probably put it more than eight feet up.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:56:10	Ashton	“Are we fucking our parents up?”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:56:10	Ashton	“What are we fucking doing? We're hitting parents? I want to hit a parent.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	01:56:22	Taliesin	“I don't have issues, fuck you.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	02:20:29	Narration	“And just drink and stare at the fucking thing.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	02:20:29	Narration	“And plans to pass the fuck out in there.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:02:21	Taliesin	“This has been the night of Travis going, "I fucking told you."”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:05:40	Narration	“Okay, fuck this. I'm going to rage.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:05:44	Narration	“I pull the fucking gravity, going full speed.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:13:15	Taliesin	“There's nothing I can fucking do.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:16:50	Ashton	“Fucking heal him!”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:16:50	Ashton	“Fucking heal.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:16:50	Ashton	“Fucking heal.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:16:59	Narration	“I am watching you all like a fucking hawk.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:25:12	Taliesin	“Oh my fucking god.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:31:05	Ashton	“I think that we all have to accept that everybody here is a potential fucking powder keg, except for this one.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:31:55	Ashton	“This could have been fucking any of us.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:32:18	Ashton	“I snap all the fucking time, and you, well, honestly I don't think anyone here is as afraid of you as you are.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:32:35	Ashton	“And we're in this fucking together.”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:32:35	Ashton	“We've decided to be this fucking explosive,”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:32:35	Ashton	“so why don't we just try and fix each other very slowly and not decide that one person is the fucking problem?”
C3E031 Breaking Point	03:39:15	Ashton	“Abso-fucking-lutely.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	00:30:56	Ashton	“I'd hate to be running from this shit for the rest of my fucking life.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:00:47	Ashton	“Maybe none of it's fucking true.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:27:00	Taliesin	“You fuck with Wild Magic?”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:27:05	Taliesin	“Fuck with Wild Magic.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:34:10	Ashton	“What do you fucking want?”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:34:19	Ashton	“Fuck, I just assumed that I broke it.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:34:19	Ashton	“That's fucking crazy.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:41:12	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	02:56:01	Ashton	“She's fucking serious.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	03:13:33	Narration	“I'm pretty fucking strong, so--”
C3E032 A Stage Set	03:13:45	Ashton	“For god sakes, you don't want to be the fuck out here.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	03:16:45	Taliesin	“Shit. Fuck.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	03:16:53	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	03:27:00	Taliesin	“Lazy fuckers.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	03:41:09	Ashton	“If he leaves, we're not super fucked. But we are definitely--”
C3E032 A Stage Set	03:53:53	Ashton	“I'm coming with you. Fuck it.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:06:47	Ashton	“Once we're on the street, by the way, on the way back, I wasn't fucking kidding, by the way.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:07:45	Ashton	“All I know is I watched what the fuck happened yesterday.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:07:56	Ashton	“Because you were very afraid, and that freaks me the fuck out.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:09:25	Ashton	“I can be the person I want to be and still be a bit fucking broken.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:10:15	Ashton	“Fuck no.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:10:47	Ashton	“But for some fucking reason, I've decided this is the horse I have hitched myself to for a while”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:10:47	Ashton	“and I do not fuck around with that.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:12:04	Narration	“Holding onto this fucking cord.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:21:51	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck me.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:28:18	Ashton	“Fuck, I just yelled at somebody about honesty issues.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:28:18	Ashton	“Those crates were what I was trying to nab from Hexum's house way back in the fucking day.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:29:25	Ashton	“I think I'm going to have to send out some fucking feelers that I don't really want to send out.”
C3E032 A Stage Set	04:31:10	Ashton	“Shit, fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:07:48	Taliesin	“The lightning bolt looks so fucking sexy on that.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:53:32	Taliesin	“If we've gotten close enough to the building, where the fuck is Laudna?”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:53:43	Ashton	“We've got what we need. Fuck the ring.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:55:25	Ashton	“What the fuck are you doing?”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:55:32	Ashton	“Shit, fuck!”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:56:18	Narration	“I'm trying to figure out what the fuck is happening.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:56:32	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:56:55	Ashton	“Try and track everything! I don't know what the fuck to do!”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	00:56:55	Narration	“I'm going to run at FCG full speed to wherever the fuck FCG is going to.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:03:16	Ashton	“What the fuck plan is this?”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:03:24	Ashton	“There's no way out of here! The doors are fucking closed!”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:03:30	Ashton	“This is a bad plan! Move towards the front entrance! I don't know what else to fucking do!”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:03:56	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it, always roll the wrong one.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:06:50	Taliesin	“What the fuck is happening?”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:07:32	Taliesin	“Everyone is going fucking batshit.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:17:55	Ashton	“What the fuck was the squeak about? There was a squeak.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:28:16	Narration	“I'm going to give it one more run, but instead of using my hands, I'm going to see if I can just knock it out with a fucking baseball bat.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:33:33	Ashton	“You've got the fucking ring.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:34:04	Taliesin	“Okay, fuck it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:34:31	Ashton	“Marked fucking skirmisher. Yeah, fuck it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	01:37:46	Taliesin	“'-- or take a fuck-ton of fire damage.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:06:30	Taliesin	“Fuck me.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:07:20	Taliesin	“I may have fucked up some shit. We'll find out.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:08:12	Taliesin	“I was very high, and I don't know if I fucked up that 10, because I might still be standing without that 10.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:08:12	Taliesin	“I don't know. Fuck it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:09:47	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:09:53	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:10:55	Taliesin	“If I move anywhere away from these motherfuckers--”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:11:21	Narration	“I'm going to disengage, fucking back up.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:11:45	Narration	“Fuck, I'm going to rage, just for the shit of it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:13:08	Taliesin	“Fuck me, man.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:13:27	Taliesin	“Jesus fucking Christ.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:17:23	Taliesin	“Fuck, shit, piss.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:17:47	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:23:09	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:23:41	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:23:51	Taliesin	“Fuck, man.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:25:09	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:25:10	Taliesin	“God fucking”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:25:10	Taliesin	“fucking damn it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:26:45	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:26:47	Taliesin	“Fuck. Shit. Piss.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:26:47	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:26:50	Taliesin	“Goddamn it, that would've made everything so much fucking easier.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:27:33	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:28:51	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:29:47	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:29:51	Taliesin	“Yeah, that fucking hits. I'm out.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:30:58	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it, I had plans.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:35:44	Taliesin	“I would've been so far the fuck out of here.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:36:14	Taliesin	“Fuck, man.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:39:41	Taliesin	“â™ª Don't fuck this up â™ª”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:44:49	Taliesin	“I don't know what the fuck to do.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:49:24	Taliesin	“Fuck, man.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:49:59	Taliesin	“Fuck, man. None of this is going well.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:50:23	Narration	“I'm going to rage and see what the fuck happens.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:50:50	Taliesin	“This is fucking interesting.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:50:53	Narration	“I'm really fucked up.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:51:46	Taliesin	“Fuck, that's my action, though.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:51:54	Taliesin	“Fuck, that is my action.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:51:54	Taliesin	“Then everything's fucked.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:52:10	Taliesin	“I just had to see-- Fuck, I'm trying to decide what the fuck to do.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:52:20	Narration	“I'm-- Fuck it, yeah.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:52:41	Narration	“I'm going to try and pin this little shadow fuck so that I can get advantage on the swing.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:54:44	Taliesin	“Don't know what else the fuck to do.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:54:53	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:56:12	Taliesin	“Thank fucking god.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	02:58:42	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:01:52	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:02:50	Taliesin	“I am fucking so goddamn far from everything right now.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:05:02	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:07:18	Taliesin	“This is basically her bouncing around like a fucking pinball, knocking us out.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:12:41	Taliesin	“Oh my fucking god.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:14:20	Taliesin	“Fuck this bitch.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:15:15	Taliesin	“How far away am I from this motherfucker?”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:15:18	Taliesin	“Shit, fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:16:09	Narration	“I'm just going to take a wild fucking swing.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:16:09	Narration	“I'm going to swing and hit the ground in an attempt to just make a fucking shockwave”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:16:09	Narration	“towards this motherfucker.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:16:09	Narration	“But of course a portal opens, and the hammer disappears, and it's going to hit her right in the back of the fucking head.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:16:34	Taliesin	“Fuck, I probably missed, didn't I? 17?”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:16:43	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:17:03	Ashton	“Fuck me! I'm booking for the rest of my run.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:17:42	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:17:43	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:17:43	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:19:18	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:22:46	Taliesin	“Shit, I'm so fucked.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:32:02	Taliesin	“Oh my fucking god.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:44:01	Narration	“I am fucking useless.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:46:43	Taliesin	“She chopped me into fucking kibble.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:48:41	Taliesin	“I don't know what the fuck to do.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:48:54	Taliesin	“Fuck, man.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:51:16	Taliesin	“Yeah, I got fucking nothing.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:55:08	Taliesin	“Fuck, man.”
C3E033 Blood and Dust	03:55:18	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:27:34	Taliesin	“It's 10 rounds before anything's fucked”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:27:34	Taliesin	“fucked.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:29:00	Narration	“I'm going to turn around and fucking book back.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:32:29	Taliesin	“Where is Laudna on this fucking table?”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:42:49	Narration	“I can see what the fuck is going on over there, I believe, from my vantage.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:43:45	Narration	“Fuck, I'm just going to start digging in.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:48:52	Ashton	“Fuck, yes, diamonds.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:48:52	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:50:44	Ashton	“What the fuck do we do?”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:50:59	Taliesin	“Fuck, shit, piss,”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:50:59	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:50:59	Taliesin	“Boy, I do not like this fucking choice.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:51:13	Taliesin	“I don't like this fucking choice.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:51:13	Narration	“I'm going to, we got 18 seconds, fuck it.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:52:00	Taliesin	“Fuck, okay.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:52:00	Narration	“I'm going to fucking--”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:52:00	Narration	“I'm going to fucking dash.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:52:26	Taliesin	“I'm not going to dust the fucking ground with a ragdoll.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	00:54:13	Taliesin	“I hate it fucking all.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:11:18	Narration	“I'm just going to grab it, fucking throw it down.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:12:00	Ashton	“What fucking use are you? I'm going to jump back out of the hole.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:14:08	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:14:08	Ashton	“Just fucking--”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:14:11	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:14:22	Taliesin	“Full fucking speed, I guess.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:14:28	Taliesin	“Fucking away, full goddamn speed.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:30:23	Ashton	“That'll do. Sorry, things have been really fucked up.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:32:08	Narration	“I would've just had her like over the fucking shoulder.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:40:21	Ashton	“That is the fucking question, isn't it?”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:54:55	Taliesin	“It'll also be a good point if we're going to hit those crates or that box or somewhere where if it's trapped, it won't fuck us up too much.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:59:42	Taliesin	“'-- fucking private conversation.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	01:59:50	Ashton	“I cannot believe I am the fucking person saying this, but we have to--”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:00:28	Ashton	“We will fucking find them.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:00:41	Ashton	“If he can't help us, we'll fucking find someone.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:09:21	Taliesin	“I've been fine until this clusterfuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:10:12	Taliesin	“A fucking long day.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:14:10	Taliesin	“What the fuck?”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:15:44	Taliesin	“For fuck's sake.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:20:53	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:24:04	Narration	“'-- close the hole again so that our friend doesn't have to learn what the fuck we found.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:27:58	Ashton	“We see the notches in the fucking box, man.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:32:29	Ashton	“We're going to fucking fix this, okay? Trust me?”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:32:29	Ashton	“We're going to fucking fix this.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:39:18	Taliesin	“Not until they're moving the fucking--”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:47:36	Taliesin	“What? You did that fucking shit.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:50:32	Taliesin	“Get the fuck out of here?”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:50:58	Narration	“I close the fucking hole again.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:56:22	Ashton	“It's a dim memory that was just suddenly really fucking clear.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:57:33	Ashton	“This fucking thing is it.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:57:33	Ashton	“It's what I fucking got.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:58:14	Ashton	“I'm not putting it fucking on.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:59:15	Ashton	“I thought maybe-- I don't know, I thought maybe you would know what the fuck it is.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	02:59:15	Ashton	“I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:00:46	Ashton	“And-- I remember, vaguely, watching everything fucking go, everything just rip apart.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:01:34	Ashton	“After however long, they fucking found me.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:02:23	Ashton	“Plenty of other awful fucking things to dwell on.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:10:31	Ashton	“You fucking saved us.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:10:43	Ashton	“It's proof that you're going to be able to fucking do it.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:12:41	Ashton	“Are you fucking kidding?”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:13:01	Ashton	“We have to call Lord Eshteross at some fucking point.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:13:05	Ashton	“And then get the fuck out of here.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:13:08	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:24:43	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:32:02	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E034 What Dreams May Come	03:38:40	Ashton	“Let's get the fuck out of here.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:17:27	Ashton	“How did you end up in this fucking predicament?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:17:27	Ashton	“Where would you go if you got the fuck away from us? I mean, not necessarily specifically, obviously, because if you do get away, good on you, impressive.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:17:27	Ashton	“But what for? Why? What the fuck was all this for?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:17:50	Ashton	“What the fuck is up with that?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:19:08	Ashton	“Again, if I had to describe what we are at the moment, I would say really fucking confused.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:19:08	Ashton	“We're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:19:08	Ashton	“Honestly, just knowing who the fuck is doing what would be really goddamn nice.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:19:08	Ashton	“So if you could just, (sighs) I don't know, give us a good reason why we should let you go that isn't paying us the fuck off.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:20:10	Ashton	“Fucking waiting,”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:20:10	Ashton	“fucking waiting.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:20:15	Ashton	“I, fucking--”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	00:56:35	Ashton	“It's the fucking rule.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:04:44	Ashton	“Knowing her, she's got ties to fucking everything.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:06:11	Ashton	“I'll also point out, before we get into this, that I have a surprisingly large amount of missing time that-- that involves me specifically in her house, which I will admit, kind of been fucking worrying me.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:06:43	Ashton	“My memory's been a little fucked and I was going to ask later tonight, maybe, if you would be willing to go back in again and take a look around.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:07:14	Ashton	“That would be absolutely fucking it.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:08:56	Ashton	“I already am fucking thinking it.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:09:20	Ashton	“Fucking--”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:09:50	Ashton	“This isn't customer service! This is the fucking CEO!”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:09:50	Ashton	“This is the top of the fucking pile!”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:10:30	Ashton	“Do you like me happy? Do you like me fucking happy? I'm going to have this moment.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:10:30	Ashton	“Do you like me fucking happy?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:10:48	Ashton	“I have one thing, since I'm now caught in these fucking crazy people, except you.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:10:48	Ashton	“Do not leave people the fuck behind.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:10:48	Ashton	“Not fucking anybody.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:10:48	Ashton	“No more offering yourself fucking up because that's just going to make me not happy, and I know you like people being happy.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:11:11	Ashton	“I want to be happy because you're making me happy, and you make me so happy when you're not offering yourself up like a piece of fucking meat, a piece of metal meat.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:11:23	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:11:32	Ashton	“Fuck! I need a drink.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:11:44	Ashton	“Thank fucking god.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:19:30	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:19:49	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:31:53	Ashton	“Oh, fuck me.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:32:48	Taliesin	“I don't even know what the fuck to do, at this point.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:35:03	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:37:36	Ashton	“Wait, there's fucking cocoa? Sorry, Jesus.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	01:56:29	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	02:12:04	Ashton	“Fuck me.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	02:36:07	Ashton	“High fucking alert.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	02:46:10	Ashton	“Fuck me.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	02:47:39	Ashton	“Let's make some fucking noise.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	02:57:48	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:09:54	Narration	“I guess we always got those fucking potions in there.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:10:55	Taliesin	“'-- luckiest motherfucker.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:24:59	Ashton	“Oh, you motherfucker.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:36:01	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:36:14	Ashton	“Yeah. I'm-- I mean what have we got left to do other than find a safe-ish place to sleep, drink, get a meal, chill the living fuck out?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:41:43	Ashton	“If things start looking a little weird in here, please hold me the fuck down.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:54:45	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:55:31	Taliesin	“Welcome to St. Elsewhere, motherfuckers.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:55:44	Taliesin	“Holy fuck!”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:56:17	Taliesin	“Do I feel or know anything that's going the fuck on in all of this?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	03:57:06	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:00:50	Taliesin	“That's the best roll I've had all fucking night.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:06:59	Narration	“Just fucking (pow),”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:06:59	Narration	“just going to really fucking smack.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:07:47	Taliesin	“Just a clusterfuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:09:34	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:10:13	Narration	“I'm going to open my fucking flask.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:10:49	Ashton	“What the fuck does that mean?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:11:30	Ashton	“Fuck me.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:12:37	Ashton	“Maybe it just wasn't random fucking chaos,”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:12:37	Ashton	“but it is very much random fucking chaos.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:14:09	Ashton	“(laughs) No. Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:15:10	Ashton	“Fucking--”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:15:39	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:16:54	Ashton	“This is-- Are you kidding? This is half my fucking damage.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:17:20	Ashton	“I feel a round of What the Fuck is Up With That? in the near future, because I have questions about that one.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:17:34	Ashton	“Oh my god, that fucking hurts.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:18:35	Ashton	“Got people to fucking save.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:28:53	Ashton	“(yells) Fuck.”
C3E035 Pyrrhic Return	04:34:38	Taliesin	“Yeah, I'm going to shut the fuck up until--”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	00:21:18	Ashton	“Holy fuck, man.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	00:22:30	Ashton	“That fuck.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:39:38	Ashton	“Do we need the old guy? Do we need that fucker?”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:08	Ashton	“You have no fucking idea.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:34	Ashton	“Let me fucking tell you-- And I'm just going to keep walking up.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“I have lost fucking everything, everybody.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“I have had a lifetime of bad hits, problems, lost people, promises fucking broken, people died.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“This is not something that just fucking happens.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“At least that's what I used to fucking think.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“And then I met these fucking people and life changed in a very intense way.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“Fuck no.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“And suddenly, I'm feeling very small in a very big world as opposed to very small in a very small world, which is where I'm usually so fucking comfortable.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“But it got really big out there, and for some strange fucking reason, that body down there,”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“as fucked and as corrupted as it may be, and it is, believe me, seems to be a part of this.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“So hope, and joy, and love, and all of that shit, I don't give a fuck.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“And I am not here begging for fucking any of them.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“Clearly, someone you don't fucking like thought”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“it was fucking important,”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:41:44	Ashton	“so maybe you should just pay the fuck attention.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:45:29	Ashton	“Enjoy your fucking castle!”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	01:51:02	Ashton	“(sighs) Follow this fucking crap.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	02:22:44	Ashton	“Could have fucking found out if he was willing to have conversation with us.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	02:34:57	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	02:58:57	Narration	“Will my 40 feet of movement get me to that ghosty motherfucker in front of me?”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	02:59:42	Taliesin	“Come on, something fun. Hey! I think first fucking time ever.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:00:24	Taliesin	“Imogen. Fuck me.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:04:07	Taliesin	“No, fuck.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:20:20	Taliesin	“Fuck that guy in particular right over there.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:20:32	Narration	“I'm going to take a swing and see if I can get the ball right in the center to squish on the shield I'm just going to try and fucking pancake that motherfucker.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:21:02	Narration	“Going to get a better angle and see if I can get this thing to hit like a fucking ringing bell.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:21:34	Narration	“I'm just going to get that ball right between the hammer and the shield and we're just going to crack it like a fucking egg.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:25:10	Taliesin	“For fuck's sakes.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:26:54	Narration	“I'm fucking great.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:28:25	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:41:23	Taliesin	“We should put out the fucking fire.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:41:39	Ashton	“These fucking--”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	03:53:20	Narration	“Start to get that weird little, now red and blue shift that attaches where I seem to be, which you have now experienced, because you saw a whole bunch of fucking possibilities.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	04:01:34	Ashton	“Oh shit, are you okay, by the way? Man, you got fucked up.”
C3E036 A Desperate Call	04:06:09	Taliesin	“No! I don't need those temporary hit points that fucking badly, man.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	00:20:13	Ashton	“You are a fucking genius.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	00:36:12	Ashton	“The fuck?”
C3E037 From the Boughs	00:42:13	Ashton	“We should probably get the fuck out of here.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	00:43:29	Ashton	“I'm paying attention to what the fuck's around us, because of this weird-ass shit.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	00:48:03	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E037 From the Boughs	01:25:51	Ashton	“We should probably get the fuck out of here.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	01:26:14	Ashton	“Get the living fuck out of here.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	01:48:57	Taliesin	“Quick question about-- Does it look like this fucked it up at all, or?”
C3E037 From the Boughs	01:59:14	Taliesin	“Fuck, that's true.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	02:36:51	Ashton	“I know what it is to have a plan go wrong, and to just keep fucking pressing that same button over and over and over.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	02:53:31	Narration	“I'm going to rage like a motherfucker, and ooh yeah! That's a four, so the rainbow lights start going off in the head.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	02:55:41	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:15:22	Taliesin	“Fuck this.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:16:28	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah!”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:26:22	Narration	“15 points of damage as I come down and powder this motherfucker.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:32:40	Taliesin	“Ah, fuck. This is going to be bad.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:45:58	Taliesin	“Shit, fuck.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:52:25	Taliesin	“Pretty fucking close.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:55:05	Taliesin	“Blight's not fucking around!”
C3E037 From the Boughs	03:57:50	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E037 From the Boughs	04:02:38	Taliesin	“It's a tiny little pool and yet, when you stare at it and wondering what the fuck--”
C3E038 A Dark Balance	01:42:11	Ashton	“Okay, just to double check, we're going to be on our fucking guard for the rest of the time we're here, right?”
C3E038 A Dark Balance	01:43:55	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E038 A Dark Balance	03:14:48	Ashton	“When you get fucked up, you come back bigger.”
C3E038 A Dark Balance	03:37:37	Ashton	“If we do have to get in there, if anyone has to get in there, it's going to be a fucking nightmare.”
C3E038 A Dark Balance	03:40:52	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E038 A Dark Balance	03:44:45	Ashton	“Well, we're kind of fucked anyway.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:14:58	Ashton	“It's not like this was a fucking surprise.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:16:04	Ashton	“It's a fucking wonder we're not.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:18:13	Ashton	“I mean fuck, I was thinking about it, weren't you? The minute that happened they were going to instantly trace it to him.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:19:59	Ashton	“That letter, we're the fucking legacy.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:19:59	Ashton	“We are not what fucking killed that man.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:19:59	Ashton	“We are his fucking revenge.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:20:31	Ashton	“I have no fucking doubt.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:26:37	Ashton	“Any requests? Requests? I'm going to get a bottle of whatever, never fucking mind.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:27:55	Ashton	“No, never-- just going to give her the fucking letter.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:29:03	Ashton	“If it were up to me, I would want to know where she is so we could deliver the letter on our way out and tell her in person and not over a fucking brain wire.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:31:18	Ashton	“Yeah, that would've fucking sucked.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:37:58	Ashton	“Just tell us what you're feeling or tell us if you feel anything that might be a problem and if it's a problem, we'll just fucking kick her ass again.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:46:05	Ashton	“So it's, let's keep on our fucking guard.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:49:20	Ashton	“Let's get our-- I guess we're going to fucking go with this.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	00:49:20	Ashton	“It's not like we got a fucking choice.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	01:03:55	Ashton	“That was fucking gross.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	01:20:43	Ashton	“What is going the fuck on right now?”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	01:53:21	Ashton	“You ain't going to get my fucking hammer.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	02:29:16	Narration	“I'm going to be checking that fucking ship for an escape pod.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	02:38:49	Ashton	“I think just find the fucking ruby.”
C3E039 The Momentum of Murder	02:52:36	Taliesin	“22, what the fuck is wrong with you? (laughter)”
C3E040 Compulsions	00:32:36	Ashton	“No one wants to fucking hear it.”
C3E040 Compulsions	01:01:19	Taliesin	“Oh fuck!”
C3E040 Compulsions	01:11:17	Narration	“All right, I would like to fucking rage.”
C3E040 Compulsions	01:31:52	Taliesin	“Damn, fuck!”
C3E040 Compulsions	01:32:23	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E040 Compulsions	02:22:07	Ashton	“Oh, you messed up all your fucking clothes, didn't you?”
C3E040 Compulsions	02:32:43	Ashton	“We should have a code word in case you want us to, you know, instantly fuck any of them up.”
C3E040 Compulsions	02:39:31	Ashton	“Fuck around then.”

Total: 192

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E041 Call of the Wild	00:16:53	Ashton	“You can be a wereherbivore, why the fuck not?”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	01:21:37	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	01:27:22	Ashton	“Fuck yeah!”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	01:27:46	Ashton	“That's pretty fucking cool.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	01:41:59	Taliesin	“Take it, motherfuckers!”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:06:20	Taliesin	“Watch while I come up with a great fucking plan with this metal bar.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:12:45	Ashton	“Fucking knew it.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:37:31	Narration	“Then I'm going to rage and hold my action for whatever comes anywhere-- Well, actually, I should rage first to see what the fuck's going to go on.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:44:41	Taliesin	“He has to win because if we get all clears and I think if one of us-- Well, let's find out. Fuck.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:49:34	Narration	“See what the fuck happens.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:57:10	Taliesin	“Does it seem like it's doing fuck all?”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:58:51	Taliesin	“Fuck my life.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	02:59:00	Taliesin	“Fuck my life.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:01:49	Taliesin	“Oh fuck me.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:04:19	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:14:59	Taliesin	“That's why you keep giggling at us, you motherfucker.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:17:30	Narration	“I am a fucking blur.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:17:44	Narration	“I can go 80 feet, so I can go anywhere I fucking want.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:19:08	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it!”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:19:16	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:22:18	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it!”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:34:01	Narration	“If I move, I'm just going to be a fucking target.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:48:46	Taliesin	“I assume that the fear is somehow still up, even though there's now a fucking--”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:49:02	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:49:02	Ashton	“Come on, Chet, this is bullshit! Knock it off, and if you're not going to knock it off, come here and let's just fucking do this, because they don't deserve it.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:49:35	Taliesin	“Oh wow, fuck me.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	03:51:39	Ashton	“Fucking...”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	04:02:38	Ashton	“Do you want to find a twilight panther, because that's how you find a twilight fucking panther.”
C3E041 Call of the Wild	04:02:49	Ashton	“Oh, fuck it all.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	00:15:00	Ashton	“"Holy fuck, he's freaking out," is usually, I think--”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	00:36:53	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	00:41:39	Ashton	“I mean, I'm really fucking good with this thing.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	00:44:01	Ashton	“He's a fucking mess.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	00:44:48	Ashton	“Oh fuck!”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	01:09:09	Taliesin	“Fuck it up.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	01:23:12	Ashton	“Yeah, I want to get the fuck out of here.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	01:46:33	Ashton	“This place is really fucking loud, do you want a drink? I'm going to get a drink.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	01:56:58	Ashton	“I mean-- All right, let's hop upstairs and play some fucking dice.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	01:57:13	Ashton	“Do you want to fuck with something?”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	02:07:17	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah, I am.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	02:07:22	Taliesin	“It's not even trouble, I just want to know if there's fucking fun places.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	02:16:05	Narration	“I'm going Griffon, because I don't understand how this game fucking works.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	03:03:43	Taliesin	“To the Hudson fucking News.”
C3E042 The City of Flowing Light	03:09:09	Ashton	“Well, since you appeared at a rather interesting moment in our reality: If that's you in there, Delilah, I swear to fuck that I will murder you if anything happens to her, and I'm watching.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:06:12	Taliesin	“That was fucking--”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:28:12	Ashton	“The fuck happened to all of you?”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:29:22	Ashton	“I don't fucking know.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:29:45	Taliesin	“What the fuck did you-- (snickering)”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:31:31	Ashton	“So while we were walking up the stairs, one of the fucking smart people were walking.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:32:03	Ashton	“Didn't have enough time to explain to you what the fuck was going on to make sure we weren't being followed by very bad people with bank rolls.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:38:07	Ashton	“Well yeah, and they said they're definitely-- They'll-- Fuck, I had a glamour up when I talked to them, shit.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:38:20	Ashton	“They don't know who the fuck I am.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:43:06	Ashton	“You went to the fucking fire plane?”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:43:20	Ashton	“I had a fresh "calzonay." It was really fucking good.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:43:34	Taliesin	“I didn't know what else to fucking call it.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:45:26	Ashton	“You know, it's only after a break from everybody that you realize how fucking weird this whole group is.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:46:00	Ashton	“There was some Dwendalian motherfuckers coming through town a few weeks ago who were looking for”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:46:00	Ashton	“them and trying to rough some fucking--”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:46:21	Ashton	“These were some weird Dwendalian-- then they were calling them Ruby Vanguard-y, and they've pissed off every fucking criminal in town, apparently. They were talking about it in the kitchen.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	00:46:38	Ashton	“We kept bringing it up and they kept-- This was apparently the thing that was making everybody fucking on edge.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	02:20:15	Ashton	“Violet's just behind me and that sociopathic elf just will not shut the fuck up.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	02:20:40	Ashton	“Well, I was unconscious at that point because of that fucking accountant that came through.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	02:28:29	Ashton	“That I shoved in the back. That's about-- It's clearly just seen a little bit of fucking use today.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	02:28:29	Ashton	“So if you don't mind, please, pretty fucking please, just let us in.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	02:39:23	Narration	“It's probably really fucking shit up.”
C3E045 Ominous Lectures	02:45:49	Ashton	“Let's go recruit a fucking grandma.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	00:19:30	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	00:55:13	Ashton	“Who the fuck knows?”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	01:14:42	Narration	“'-- fucking--”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	01:52:29	Ashton	“Everybody can make a fucking clever argument, whether or not they believe it or not.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	01:52:29	Ashton	“You see someone being a cruel piece of shit, that's a bad person no matter what they fucking believe.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	01:52:29	Ashton	“That's all I'm going to fucking say.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	01:53:28	Ashton	“That was just fucking mean.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	01:58:56	Ashton	“I got it to fucking work.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	01:59:16	Ashton	“I could really actually use a nap. I'm fucked up.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	02:46:14	Ashton	“No, I'm completely just fucking with you.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	03:35:06	Ashton	“We don't know what the fuck's happening.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	03:44:20	Taliesin	“Fuck it, here we go.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	03:51:56	Narration	“Oh, 12 points of psychic damage, and just to make the point, I also, as I'm taking the hammer, I'm going to hit it right in the torso and I'm going to throw this motherfucker five feet back into the bramble.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	04:05:48	Narration	“That's going to fucking ruin him.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	04:07:04	Taliesin	“They tried to fuck with us, man.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	04:08:10	Taliesin	“I burned two fucking chaos points for this fight.”
C3E046 Night at the Ligament Manor	04:09:55	Taliesin	“We just fucked up a bunch of--”
C3E047 The Fey Key	00:36:26	Ashton	“Fuck, Fearne!”
C3E047 The Fey Key	00:36:31	Ashton	“'-- to not bring it up. Fuck.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	00:55:17	Taliesin	“Fuck! Shit and piss!”
C3E047 The Fey Key	00:55:25	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	01:00:45	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	01:05:19	Ashton	“Jacks? Really, just fucking jacks? You could have asked for the fucking jacks, let's go.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	01:05:28	Narration	“You can see my fucking--”
C3E047 The Fey Key	01:12:48	Taliesin	“I fucking love it.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	01:26:46	Taliesin	“Chisel, motherfucker!”
C3E047 The Fey Key	01:38:29	Ashton	“Who has the fucking cloak?”
C3E047 The Fey Key	02:13:05	Ashton	“The fuck am I supposed to do with this?”
C3E047 The Fey Key	02:24:51	Taliesin	“Is there what? Yeah, it's, I-- Well, wearing armor fucks me up.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	02:26:00	Ashton	“I want to keep my fucking hammer, but I know I can't do that right now because I'll be caught.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	02:31:34	Taliesin	“Holy fuck!”
C3E047 The Fey Key	02:33:51	Taliesin	“Oh god, those plants are fucking amazing.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	02:58:31	Taliesin	“Fuck my life!”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:11:25	Taliesin	“I was just thinking about fucking it up so it's really hard to--”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:11:37	Taliesin	“I have a whole bunch of fucking-- I apologize, I have a whole bunch of pasta dough sitting-- (laughter)”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:29:35	Narration	“Fuck it, I know I can't make an attack yet,”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:29:35	Narration	“but fuck it, I'm going to start the rage.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:29:41	Taliesin	“So, let's see what the fuck's up.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:29:51	Taliesin	“No one can see because I'm wearing this weird armor, so no one knows what the fuck's going on right now.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:40:57	Taliesin	“Holy fuck.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:42:31	Taliesin	“Let's get the fuck out of here.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:43:50	Taliesin	“Oh shit, they know something's wrong now. We got to get the fuck out of here.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:54:49	Ashton	“I'll say, for my bonus action, "Run the fuck away!"”
C3E047 The Fey Key	03:58:55	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	04:09:02	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck me.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	04:11:51	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	04:14:07	Taliesin	“Fuck my life.”
C3E047 The Fey Key	04:18:58	Taliesin	“Oh fuck!”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	00:24:00	Taliesin	“I'll take the fucking--”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	00:29:01	Taliesin	“What happens if we just really care-- We don't move fast, we just stealth? What if we just move very fucking-- I don't know.”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	00:48:43	Taliesin	“Whatever the fuck you got because I ain't got shit.”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	00:59:48	Taliesin	“Live with a musician for half a fucking-- for five years, people.”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	01:35:02	Taliesin	“Fucking--”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	01:46:30	Ashton	“Yeah, it's just going to fuck up all the food.”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	02:56:29	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	03:05:37	Ashton	“Look, nobody's fucking busy right now.”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	03:06:24	Ashton	“Yeah, we've got to turn over every fucking stone.”
C3E048 An Exit Most Fraught	03:52:16	Ashton	“Fuck this town.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	00:15:51	Ashton	“That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	00:19:21	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	00:20:06	Ashton	“She's not on the way, but she knows fucking everybody.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	00:34:08	Ashton	“Would she do it? Would she give a fuck?”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	00:40:06	Taliesin	“Fucking”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	00:40:06	Taliesin	“fuck is what I heard.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	00:58:02	Ashton	“If he has any ideas, and that we do need to get in and fuck this thing up and that we're tempted to stop by this other site and take a look at it and--”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:00:21	Ashton	“Tell him about the key, where it is, that we're going to be trying to fuck this thing up and that the Solstice is going to be a big deal.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:05:22	Ashton	“Is that everything? Shit's fucked.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:06:07	Ashton	“She won't, but she knows fucking everybody and she's got people everywhere, and she was selling shit to them for the first place.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:10:35	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:19:53	Ashton	“She has to fucking deal.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:41:40	Ashton	“They're just fucking selfish.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:41:40	Ashton	“Everybody is fucking selfish.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:42:07	Ashton	“No, I really don't think you fucking did.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“See, this is what happens when you start externalizing every fucking problem that you have.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“There's a bunch of people who are treating other people like they're fucking nothing,”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“like they're fucking pawns.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“It doesn't matter what the fuck they want.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“You're being with fucked with.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“We're all being fucked with.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“Whatever the fuck they say that they're doing, that's where I draw the line.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“Fuck that. ”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“Fuck them.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:03	Ashton	“I'm going to be more than happy to drop a fucking ship on them.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:52	Ashton	“It's easy to make a nice world if you keep killing everybody who fucking disagrees with you.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:43:52	Ashton	“Fucking utopia.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:45:20	Taliesin	“Purple horseshoes, we're fucked.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:52:21	Ashton	“And-- Did you just, "What the fuck is up with that?" me?”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:52:33	Ashton	“Whatever the fuck you want to call it.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:52:33	Ashton	“Who the fuck knows? There was an accident, and I do remember that.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:52:33	Ashton	“I didn't know what I would ever do with it, until I saw it on a label beneath a cheap suit of armor in a stupid fucking museum filled with bullshit.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:54:09	Ashton	“But this fucking helmet was the first time I saw the word "Hishari." That's actually why I'm even with this group.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:54:09	Ashton	“Because I heard the word "Ashari" randomly and thought maybe I just had a fucked up memory.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	01:57:43	Ashton	“You're irritatingly stable for someone who's so clearly fucked up.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	02:15:56	Ashton	“All-Minds-Burn don't give a fuck.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	02:23:35	Ashton	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	02:26:57	Ashton	“Fuck yes.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	02:36:35	Taliesin	“TouchÃ©, motherfucker.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	03:27:55	Taliesin	“Ah, fucker.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	03:43:13	Ashton	“Let's get the fuck out.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	04:15:38	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	04:15:45	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E049 The Aurora Grows	04:21:21	Taliesin	“Actually, where the fuck is Ira?”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	00:16:32	Ashton	“We don't know what the fuck--”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	00:16:32	Ashton	“What the fuck can he do?”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:07:59	Ashton	“Fuck, that's good.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:15:19	Taliesin	“Keeping a fucking eye out.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:19:56	Ashton	“It is a fucking adventure.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:21:12	Ashton	“My life has been so fucked since I've met you.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:22:01	Taliesin	“Fuck. Mm!”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:22:38	Ashton	“Well, fuck, now that's just really hard to steal back, isn't it?”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:22:52	Ashton	“You're just fucking great.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:42:27	Taliesin	“What the fuck are we doing?”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:44:38	Taliesin	“Ah fuck. Thank you.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:45:14	Ashton	“They would stop and would've fucked with us.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:49:20	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:58:44	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	01:58:58	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	02:24:09	Ashton	“You fuck! I'm going to pull the hammer right off my back and go for a swing around that shield.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	02:24:17	Narration	“First, of course, I am going to fucking rage.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	02:24:36	Narration	“Let's hit that motherfucker.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	02:26:17	Narration	“Yeah, so that everything can fuck with me.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	02:39:14	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	03:05:36	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	03:11:05	Taliesin	“We're so fucking--”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	03:45:04	Taliesin	“I believe in you motherfuckers.”
C3E050 Red Moon Rising	03:49:49	Taliesin	“Motherfucker!”

Total: 84

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	01:24:42	Taliesin	“Unlucky fuckers.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:13:44	Taliesin	“Fuck them up.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:14:40	Taliesin	“Shit fuck.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:21:28	Taliesin	“Are you close enough to that motherfucker that we can catch him between the two of us or no? that we can catch him between the two of us or no? Yeah, you're--”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:22:12	Ashton	“You motherfucker.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:22:32	Narration	“Yeah, let's fucking rage.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:22:44	Narration	“I'm going to nail this motherfucker right in the goddamn head.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:24:16	Narration	“So, I roll him one way after seeing him do the spin, and as he's going, I try and turn him back around, but the head comes clean fucking off.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:24:27	Ashton	“That's how you fucking do it.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:24:27	Narration	“Now, I'm going to roll around to the other side of that little fucking golem-- Well, actually, no, I'm going to stay there.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:25:46	Ashton	“It's fucking over.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:26:30	Ashton	“Duskmaven? What the fuck is that about? Duskmaiden?”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:35:17	Taliesin	“We actually need to think about what the fuck we're going to do.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:47:31	Taliesin	“In front of the thing where if she pushes you, you're fucked?”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	02:57:31	Ashton	“Let's all back the fuck up.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:08:37	Ashton	“Fuck, man.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:38:26	Ashton	“Fuck”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:38:26	Ashton	“fuck”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:38:26	Ashton	“fuck”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:38:26	Ashton	“fuck”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:38:26	Ashton	“fuck.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:57:28	Taliesin	“Oh fuck,”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:57:28	Taliesin	“fuck, ”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:57:28	Taliesin	“fuck, ”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:57:28	Taliesin	“fuck, ”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	03:57:28	Taliesin	“fuck!”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	04:01:23	Taliesin	“Fucking echo knight.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	04:02:23	Taliesin	“High level echo knight's fucking vicious.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	04:02:27	Taliesin	“This is not an echo knight? Fuck off.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	04:03:47	Taliesin	“Oh, jesus fuck, what the hell?”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	04:06:19	Taliesin	“He gives no fucks.”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	04:34:33	Taliesin	“Who the fuck knows?”
C3E051 The Apogee Solstice	04:35:37	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E054 Treacherous Toys	00:04:24	Taliesin	“Just fucking don't.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:22:48	Ashton	“This is fucking funny.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:22:52	Ashton	“This is fucking funny.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:22:52	Narration	“I'm going to walk the fuck away and I'm going to start--”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:22:55	Narration	“'-- beating the fuck out of the closest piece of rock that I can find with--”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:23:03	Ashton	“I'm away from the fucking cliff.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:23:26	Narration	“I will sit the fuck down.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:24:17	Ashton	“I don't even fucking know.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:33:43	Taliesin	“Fuck a duck.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:37:46	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:45:38	Ashton	“Every fucking new person.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:46:21	Ashton	“Were you outside? Wherever the fuck you were, did the the sky get weird?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:49:34	Ashton	“Yeah, let's embrace the chaos. Fuck it.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	00:50:11	Taliesin	“Thank fuck.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:00:08	Ashton	“Why the fuck not?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:10:18	Taliesin	“Keep fucking--”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:10:52	Ashton	“Place to sleep, place to find out where we actually fucking are.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:38:02	Ashton	“Bring together some fucking food, and I throw out what looks like a giant carpet, but is in fact just a weird black hole.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:40:20	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:43:06	Ashton	“I just-- Oh, fuck, man.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:45:54	Ashton	“The living fuck?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:53:43	Ashton	“Oh, so you don't know? Does the Encyclopedia Exandria over there have fucking eyes or anything?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:54:00	Ashton	“Do you all know that shit's gone down? That things have happened? That we have all been teleported to wherever the fuck this is?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:54:13	Ashton	“Because the Apogee Solstice is a complete fucking mess and people have died and people are, I don't even (sigh).”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:54:23	Ashton	“I don't even know where the fuck to begin.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:57:52	Ashton	“Why the fuck not? It's time I, yeah.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	01:59:12	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	02:36:06	Ashton	“God fucking--”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	02:36:17	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck me.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	02:36:27	Ashton	“It's right fucking behind me, isn't it?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	02:37:13	Taliesin	“Fuck off.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:04:06	Taliesin	“This is our fucking Seymour fucker.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:11:15	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:20:18	Ashton	“Where the fuck is Prism?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:20:18	Ashton	“Where'd the fuck she go?”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:20:34	Ashton	“Oh fuck! (laughter)”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:22:40	Ashton	“You kicked ass! That was fucking great!”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:22:44	Ashton	“God, it was fucking--”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:22:49	Ashton	“Oh, it says, "Fuck off," right there.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:22:55	Ashton	“Yeah, you're pretty fucking cool! All right. Yeah.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:37:57	Ashton	“You do not leave people the fuck behind.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:49:20	Ashton	“If she got vaporized, it's not like we didn't fucking find you.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	03:49:20	Ashton	“And we brought you fucking back.”
C3E059 Somewhere Out There	04:09:40	Taliesin	“So much fucking fun.”
C3E060 Faith or Famine	00:14:11	Taliesin	“Fuck it, I'm amused.”
C3E060 Faith or Famine	01:12:07	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E060 Faith or Famine	01:58:32	Taliesin	“Your fucking house almost killed us with vines, ”
C3E060 Faith or Famine	01:58:32	Taliesin	“motherfucker.”
C3E060 Faith or Famine	01:58:37	Taliesin	“She doesn't give a fuck.”
C3E060 Faith or Famine	03:30:21	Narration	“I certainly didn't give you my pipe, motherfucker.”
C3E060 Faith or Famine	04:12:51	Taliesin	“Fuck.”

Total: 352

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	00:20:09	Taliesin	“Fuck-- What?”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	00:27:37	Taliesin	“Fuck your plan!”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	00:45:31	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	00:53:28	Narration	“I'm going to take a shot at our friend over there now that I have advantage on this motherfucker.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	00:54:10	Ashton	“You're so fucked! (laughter)”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:01:02	Ashton	“Alive? Fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:19:32	Taliesin	“Fuck that. ”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:19:32	Taliesin	“Fuck that, I see exactly what--”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:28:10	Taliesin	“I could've been adding a d4 to all of these fucking attacks.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:42:53	Taliesin	“Fuck right off.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:43:51	Taliesin	“Well, fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:51:50	Ashton	“Run the fuck away.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:51:52	Ashton	“Run the fuck away.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:56:04	Taliesin	“(muttering) Fucking that'll hit me.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:56:43	Taliesin	“Shit, fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	01:57:50	Taliesin	“Ah, fuck shit bugger.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:02:16	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:02:26	Ashton	“Fuck it! I'm going to turn around and spin.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:02:41	Taliesin	“Fuck, not right now. No.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:03:30	Narration	“Anywhere I move, I'm going to be leaving combat with one of these fucks, aren't I?”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:03:41	Narration	“Yeah, I'll just fucking stay put.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:05:01	Taliesin	“What the fuck?”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:08:36	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:11:53	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:12:29	Taliesin	“God, it fucking--”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:12:59	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:21:52	Taliesin	“Judicator's got to be fucking rough!”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:26:43	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:43:44	Narration	“Just because I want to see where the fuck everything is.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:44:25	Narration	“I'm going to hold my action for whatever the fuck happens.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:45:40	Taliesin	“I don't give a fuck on the way down.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:46:14	Narration	“Also, I was hoping my first strike, I want to try and specifically fuck the wings up.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:47:16	Taliesin	“Fuck me. Okay.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:49:50	Narration	“I haven't spent much of my movement, so I'm going to get the fuck up.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:50:11	Taliesin	“Did that fuck him up and bring him down at all or no?”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	02:50:23	Taliesin	“Yeah, yeah, fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	03:06:33	Taliesin	“Well, fuck.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:01:55	Ashton	“She does not fucking care.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:01:55	Ashton	“That I might as well be fucking gone, that I'm a mistake.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:02:19	Ashton	“I have been judged by better shit than that. Fuck them.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:02:19	Ashton	“Fuck him”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:02:19	Ashton	“and my whole fucking life.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:12:10	Taliesin	“Thank fucking god.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:34:00	Taliesin	“Manipulative fucker.”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:38:35	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sakes! ”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:38:35	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:38:42	Ashton	“Who the fuck are you?”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:38:55	Ashton	“That fucker!”
C3E061 Crisis of Faith	04:40:24	Ashton	“Kind of a lazy motherfucker.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	00:22:23	Ashton	“He's going to fucking kill you in your sleep.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	00:36:24	Ashton	“I mean, the Ashari shit, the fucking helmet,”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	00:36:24	Ashton	“this fucking thing.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	00:39:16	Ashton	“Oh, fuck! Jesus!”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	00:39:16	Ashton	“Fuck! Oh, wow! (groans) Nope, that's good.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	00:55:32	Narration	“Nah, fuck it.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	01:32:02	Ashton	“Don't take the pipe! Oh, she took the fucking pipe.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	01:45:46	Ashton	“Why are you waving? Oh, fucking--”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	02:20:59	Taliesin	“It says, "To my favorite brother." I'm like, "Oh! You fucker!"”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	02:46:12	Taliesin	“I'm not Googling some names to fuck up my algorithm.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:04:24	Taliesin	“It just says, "Well, you done fucked up."”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:17:24	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:19:50	Ashton	“I want to fuck with this shit so bad.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:30:18	Ashton	“In Primordial, I say, not loudly, but: Hello? If anyone cares, we're fucking here. Hi.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:30:51	Ashton	“I got to do my fucking best.”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:41:37	Taliesin	“Fuck me!”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:41:44	Taliesin	“Ugh! I fucking knew it!”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:42:06	Taliesin	“I fucking knew it!”
C3E062 A Long Walk of Reflection	03:42:19	Taliesin	“She's licking a bloody, fucking magical popsicle in the center of that goddamn room.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:21:00	Taliesin	“Let's beat the living fuck out of a shadow monster.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:21:00	Taliesin	“This is going to-- Oh, fuck right off!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:25:08	Narration	“I'm going to, well, first I'd like to fucking rage.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:25:15	Narration	“Burn that fucking rage. And then--”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:25:32	Taliesin	“Actually, I didn't find out what the fuck I got.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:34:53	Taliesin	“Look at you. You moved across the fucking--”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:45:18	Ashton	“Oh, no you don't, fucker.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:45:52	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:49:07	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:56:41	Taliesin	“I think he's just fucked now.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:56:52	Taliesin	“Fucker.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	00:57:16	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:00:51	Taliesin	“Fuck, I should've-- goddamn it.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:02:18	Taliesin	“Fuck a duck.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:02:42	Taliesin	“For fuck's sakes.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:02:43	Taliesin	“Fuck off.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:03:13	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:03:29	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:14:07	Taliesin	“Shit! Oh fuck!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:27:17	Ashton	“Not yours, fucker!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	01:46:26	Ashton	“This is so fucking weird.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:01:27	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:36:27	Taliesin	“You're so fucking-- (screams)”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:37:54	Taliesin	“Part of the fucking cult! Oh my god!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:38:00	Taliesin	“Ruby fucking Vanguard.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:38:05	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:41:53	Narration	“I'm going to fucking rage.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:41:56	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it. Okay.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	02:49:33	Taliesin	“Curses, foiled the fuck again!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:11:35	Taliesin	“Motherfucker.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:11:44	Taliesin	“Fuck right off.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:11:55	Taliesin	“Immovable fucking rod!”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:12:09	Taliesin	“The living fuck.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:33:34	Ashton	“Here's the fucking deal.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:33:46	Ashton	“Pretty fucking good at this.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:33:46	Ashton	“And I think, maybe, if you try not quite as fucking hard to be someone else, I think this is not a good way to run from yourself.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:34:30	Ashton	“You're asking me? I'd fucking do it.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:36:47	Ashton	“I look forward to hearing people cursing your fucking name.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:37:29	Ashton	“Kick his fucking ass.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	03:50:50	Taliesin	“No, I'm into that, that's fucking great.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	04:01:50	Taliesin	“Fuck off,”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	04:01:50	Taliesin	“motherfucker.”
C3E063 A Haunted Past	04:02:33	Taliesin	“So much fucking fun.”
C3E064 Reunited	02:12:01	Ashton	“Who the fuck are you?”
C3E064 Reunited	02:15:52	Ashton	“I'm just fucking with you.”
C3E064 Reunited	02:25:00	Ashton	“Oh, fuck me!”
C3E064 Reunited	02:59:11	Ashton	“Mr. Pock O'Pea, fuck.”
C3E064 Reunited	03:01:51	Taliesin	“Fuck! Run!”
C3E064 Reunited	03:12:41	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it!”
C3E064 Reunited	03:13:52	Ashton	“Apparently, it makes it so that now I fucking owe her a beer.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:05:47	Taliesin	“One step closer, motherfucker.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:14:01	Ashton	“It's pretty fucking cool.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:21:02	Ashton	“I don't, I don't fucking know.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:21:02	Ashton	“I think I need to see some people I fucking love.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:21:02	Ashton	“I think I need a decent night's sleep, and maybe a fucking bath; I think we're still covered in our friend who tried to murder us.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:22:32	Ashton	“After what we've fucking seen, all I can think of them as is a distraction that maybe we can take advantage of.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:23:23	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:47:19	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:51:24	Ashton	“I have a big fucking favor to ask.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:53:02	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:53:08	Ashton	“Yeah, I think we're going to be some fucking heroes.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:53:21	Ashton	“It's me fucking with you.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:55:31	Ashton	“You know how you just can spend all your fucking time telling people to do a thing and you're doing it because it's what you need to do?”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:55:31	Ashton	“Where you just see your fucking shit on other people”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:55:31	Ashton	“all the fucking time.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:55:58	Ashton	“Well, I learned a lot in these last few days and I saw a lot of shit and I thought about my life and the people who have been in it and the things that have happened to me from every fucking moment and decisions and...”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:58:15	Ashton	“'-- to fuck it up.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:58:15	Ashton	“So these fuck ups, yeah,”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:58:15	Ashton	“this is fucking in it now, I don't know. You're either in it or you're not.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:58:58	Ashton	“I'm so fucking proud of you, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way,”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:58:58	Ashton	“but I'm so proud that you finally got the thing that I have been trying to fucking give you since the day we met and I've just--”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	00:59:19	Ashton	“No, no, a reason to fucking live.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	01:00:47	Ashton	“But even when we yell or even when we're going to fucking disagree”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	01:00:47	Ashton	“in this crazy fucking thing.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	01:02:05	Ashton	“Let's go back to the bar and hear how fucked up our time was.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	02:14:57	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:17:11	Ashton	“I agree, Ludinus is fucking terrible and we have to make that not happen and we've got people who are suffering and we've got to fix that, but you know, I don't know.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:17:11	Ashton	“I need more information before I know what the fuck I feel about this.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“My first fucking memory is one of the worst things that ever happened to me.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“One, I fucking watched my parents get ripped to bits”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“a fucking maelstrom”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“of god knows fucking what.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“I was dumped into a desert where I crawled until I nearly died to only be picked up and saved by shitty people who then threw me in a fucking orphanage where I stayed.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“Fought a lot, shit happened, made some friends, got out, lived the best we fucking could.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“Woke up damaged and in pain that has never stopped since that fucking day.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“The only time they've ever spoken to me was the one who tried to fucking kill me less than a week ago.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“Hell, I had one fucking word that I spoke to a giant pile of earth that was more responsive and made me feel better and connected me to something bigger”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“than anything in my fucking life.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“It'll be the first one that actually praises me and then maybe I'll fucking answer.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“I'll wait. They can fucking beg.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:19:57	Ashton	“And I will listen, which is more than they ever fucking did.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:22:52	Ashton	“She said fucking die. I throw it and I'm...”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:22:59	Ashton	“I thought the question, "Do I fucking die or not?" And I got a yes.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:24:54	Ashton	“I mean, we just saw a fucking god trying to wipe out the last of...”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:26:45	Ashton	“I'm okay having this conversation once that fuck is in the ground.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:31:25	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:41:31	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:43:55	Ashton	“Tried to fucking-- Ah!”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:43:59	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:44:11	Ashton	“It's a fucking marble.”
C3E065 A Path of Vengeance	03:57:32	Taliesin	“That spell DC is fucking badass.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	01:46:37	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	01:53:58	Ashton	“A pair of boots that are fucked all up.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	01:55:17	Taliesin	“Zephrah's for fuckers! (laughter)”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	01:55:35	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	01:55:42	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	01:56:46	Taliesin	“Let's go find a fucking flower!”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:02:07	Taliesin	“I'm stealthy as fuck!”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:18:47	Taliesin	“Fuck, this is bad.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:29:19	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:31:34	Taliesin	“Matt just made the, "Oh fuck, I rolled a lot of really high dice."”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:32:59	Taliesin	“How far away is that motherfucker right there?”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:33:30	Narration	“'-- the rocks start to shiver around me, and I'm going to run full fucking speed at this asshole.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:33:39	Narration	“I'm going to take a big flying fucking swing straight up into the head.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:34:14	Narration	“Yeah, let's go fucking reckless because you never know.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	03:46:28	Ashton	“Oh yeah, you're fucked now!”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:01:29	Taliesin	“That fucker got teleported and suddenly was underwater.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:07:04	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:07:09	Taliesin	“Fuck, ”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:07:09	Taliesin	“fuck, ”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:07:09	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:12:21	Narration	“'-- fucker right there.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:24:24	Taliesin	“Fuck him up!”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:26:23	Taliesin	“Beat the fuck out of that thing.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:30:24	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E066 Aid of the Tempest	04:42:07	Taliesin	“Fucking clutch motherfucker!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:27:17	Ashton	“It threw me to the other side of the fucking continent, and not before I got to watch my family torn to tiny shreds, which is basically my first memory.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:27:34	Ashton	“I don't fucking know.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:28:25	Ashton	“I woke up in a fucking desert.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:28:25	Ashton	“I got sent to a fucking orphanage, and that's where I spent the rest of my life.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:31:22	Ashton	“Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where the fuck I came from.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:35:44	Ashton	“Found family is fucking great.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:35:44	Ashton	“Even the people who ran the house that I was fucking raised in weren't that bad.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	00:50:05	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck yes.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:03:35	Narration	“I'm going to rage and take a full run at this fucking thing.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:03:52	Narration	“'-- and hit this thing and I'm going to run, jump up, and literally let the momentum do a full flip right into the fucker's head.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:04:02	Narration	“I'm going to do this reckless, fuck it.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:28:43	Taliesin	“It's also fucked up enough I'm sure there's lots of points of entry at this point.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:37:04	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:37:20	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:56:46	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	01:59:08	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	02:00:25	Ashton	“Heh! That's how it done, fuckers.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	02:37:56	Narration	“I'm going to take a, I'm going to rage, and I'm going to head down, and get right behind that winged motherfucker.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	02:38:37	Taliesin	“Motherfucker, that's five.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	02:38:46	Narration	“I'm going to get in a nice little position behind this fucker,”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	02:38:46	Narration	“so that we are both on either side, and I'm just going to take my first swipe with my sparkly rainbow fucking hammer.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:07:45	Narration	“I'm noticing I'm alone, so I'm just going to take another swipe at this fuck.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:08:45	Narration	“I'll be right back! I'm going to go straight for that fucking imp!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:12:39	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:15:25	Ashton	“Well, fuck you, too!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:24:47	Taliesin	“'-- try and deal with this fucker.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:26:39	Taliesin	“What the living fuck?”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:27:12	Taliesin	“No, saves. Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:28:02	Taliesin	“What the fuck is going on?”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:28:28	Taliesin	“What the fuck--”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:28:46	Taliesin	“He's fucking--”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:32:30	Taliesin	“I don't know what the fuck to do.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:33:52	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:35:27	Ashton	“Fuck! I'm turning around and I'm going to book up the parapet.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:36:51	Taliesin	“(sighs) Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:36:58	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:37:02	Narration	“I'm just going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:37:13	Taliesin	“Let's not fuck this up.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:37:34	Ashton	“Fuck right off! I'm going to head back up to where I'm going.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:37:49	Taliesin	“All right. Thank god! Fuck! 12?”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:38:09	Narration	“I'm trying to get as close to that fuck as possible.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:39:04	Taliesin	“About fucking time!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:39:31	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:40:09	Taliesin	“Fuck! Is there anything I can goddamn do with this? 23 to hit.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:40:20	Taliesin	“Fuck! Not what I wanted.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:40:32	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:40:53	Ashton	“The fuck are we going to do?”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:42:05	Taliesin	“This is fucked!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:42:07	Taliesin	“This right here is fucked.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	03:43:23	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:06:54	Taliesin	“Why you? Why every fucking time?”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:07:20	Taliesin	“All right, I'm going to-- Oh fuck, how are we going to do this?”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:07:25	Narration	“How do I want to do this? Do I want to just be-- You know what? Let's be blunt, fuck it.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:07:25	Narration	“I'm going to head over to the edge of that fucking wall, take a look down.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:07:39	Narration	“Fuck, and I'm taking the jump and I'm going to try and land--”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:07:43	Narration	“'-- and clip that motherfucker right in the head.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:08:45	Narration	“Oh yeah, I'm taking it reckless, fuck this shit.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:08:55	Taliesin	“16, for some strange fucking reason.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:09:31	Narration	“All right, I am going to take my fucking shot.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:09:31	Narration	“Because it doesn't really-- Yeah, fuck it. I'm also going to burn some of the ring to add, I know it doesn't do shit, but I'm adding that 1d8 of fire damage.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:09:54	Narration	“I'm going to add a chaos burst because why the fuck not? Add a--”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:10:44	Ashton	“I'm going to take your tusk and turn it into a fucking tankard.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:14:37	Taliesin	“I kind of want to try and kill this fuck.”
C3E067 Bloody Flowers	04:33:14	Ashton	“Did you just flirt with a champion of Asmodeus? Holy fuck!”
C3E068 For The Tempest	00:21:16	Ashton	“King of fucking where?”
C3E068 For The Tempest	00:22:14	Ashton	“The fuck does that mean?”
C3E068 For The Tempest	00:31:11	Ashton	“This fucking thing sure talks a lot.”
C3E068 For The Tempest	00:35:32	Ashton	“King butter knife? Whatever the fuck?”
C3E068 For The Tempest	00:35:37	Ashton	“It's pretty fucking heavy.”
C3E068 For The Tempest	01:10:59	Ashton	“I mean, honestly, I'm actually a little nervous about this because I don't actually know how magic works and that might be fucking with something.”
C3E068 For The Tempest	02:19:43	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E068 For The Tempest	02:42:31	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E068 For The Tempest	02:42:50	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E068 For The Tempest	03:01:11	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E068 For The Tempest	03:01:16	Ashton	“That's fucked up.”
C3E068 For The Tempest	03:04:25	Ashton	“It fucking does.”
C3E069 Nice	00:14:38	Ashton	“Is no one else used to not having friends? Is this just a problem that we're going to have? Did you all have social lives before the moon started fucking--”
C3E069 Nice	00:14:47	Ashton	“The moon fucking.”
C3E069 Nice	00:15:24	Ashton	“I'm just being a fucker. Don't mind me.”
C3E069 Nice	00:18:32	Ashton	“There's a fucking spa here.”
C3E069 Nice	00:18:36	Ashton	“Everyone's so fucking relaxed.”
C3E069 Nice	01:13:35	Ashton	“For fuck sakes.”
C3E069 Nice	01:22:35	Ashton	“I've been following a fucking red line.”
C3E069 Nice	01:27:25	Ashton	“Get the fuck out.”
C3E069 Nice	01:27:58	Taliesin	“Fucking Road Runner cartoon in the sky.”
C3E069 Nice	01:29:46	Ashton	“It was pretty fucking spectacular.”
C3E069 Nice	01:32:10	Ashton	“I was thinking-- Well, we don't have time to get them fucked with now.”
C3E069 Nice	01:32:10	Ashton	“We can get them fucked with later. I have a great idea.”
C3E069 Nice	01:40:28	Ashton	“Just join in every fucking run.”
C3E069 Nice	01:44:42	Ashton	“I mean, by having a colossal war and destroying huge chunks of it and killing a whole bunch of fucking people and--”
C3E069 Nice	01:45:09	Ashton	“That Fearne was like eye-fucking.”
C3E069 Nice	02:25:16	Ashton	“Oh, fuck.”
C3E069 Nice	02:35:35	Ashton	“Where the fuck are you?”
C3E069 Nice	02:36:59	Ashton	“What a beautiful morning! Good morning, you sad fucks! (laughter)”
C3E069 Nice	02:37:51	Ashton	“Fuck yeah! (laughs)”
C3E069 Nice	02:56:32	Ashton	“What the fuck did that chicken do to you?”
C3E069 Nice	02:59:52	Taliesin	“All you hear is that sword go: Well fuck.”
C3E069 Nice	03:40:23	Ashton	“I'm going to open the fucking hole.”
C3E069 Nice	03:53:05	Ashton	“That's all we needed is a fucking tree.”
C3E069 Nice	03:54:46	Ashton	“You fucked with the professor.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	00:17:42	Ashton	“I feel we walked into-- I don't know, halfway through somebody else's fucking issue here.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	00:21:06	Ashton	“Find out what the fuck's going on.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	00:22:59	Taliesin	“Oh, it's very fucking early.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	00:24:49	Ashton	“No one's going to be fucking awake yet.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	00:43:38	Ashton	“We're going to start fucking them up in the back.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:02:22	Taliesin	“Fuck some shit up.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:06:31	Taliesin	“You didn't turn into a fuck-- two strikes against you with his battleaxe.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:08:22	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:12:29	Narration	“I see both of these fucking things happening.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:12:34	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:12:36	Narration	“Going to rage and see what the fuck the happens.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:13:19	Narration	“Going up! I'm going to run full fucking speed at that goddamn monk.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:13:57	Narration	“I am going to, if I can take a swing at this motherfucker--”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:14:01	Narration	“I am taking a swing at this motherfucker, and I'm going to use the belt.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:14:54	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:15:54	Narration	“I'll get that five feet out of the fucking fray.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:31:59	Taliesin	“I got to watch you fuck somebody up; I'm very pleased.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:36:31	Taliesin	“We can keep fucking with these people for a minute.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:38:45	Taliesin	“Fuck, you going to be okay?”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:52:00	Taliesin	“Do I see anybody fucking around in there? Nothing at all?”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:53:18	Taliesin	“Yeah, I was going to say, how close to that fucker can I get?”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:53:30	Narration	“I'm going to come right fucking down with and use a,”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:53:30	Narration	“I'm rolling a damage, fuck it.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:55:17	Narration	“And I'm going to take another swing at this fucker.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	01:59:04	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:16:11	Taliesin	“That was the end of the outdoors fuck-off.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:24:59	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:25:23	Taliesin	“I can't think, motherfuckers.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:25:26	Taliesin	“No, you fuck!”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:26:06	Ashton	“You fucker.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:26:23	Narration	“So a little portal goes (portal booming) (hammer smacking) right across the fucking head.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:50:57	Ashton	“Or we just fucking run.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:52:02	Ashton	“Are we doing this? Is this the thing we're really fucking doing?”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	02:52:14	Ashton	“We go right the fuck now.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:03:38	Narration	“So in and all the way the fuck out through the chest.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:03:57	Taliesin	“It's a weird, semi-translucent, red and blue version of me just out of time that are all helping with this one big fucking move.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:10:37	Taliesin	“(laughs) Fucker.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:49:11	Narration	“I want to head towards the Deathwish, and I'm going to start asking around about Pocket and see if we can find anybody who knows where that fuck is.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:51:13	Narration	“I'm going to go find fucking Justi. Shit.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:54:49	Ashton	“Fuck me, okay.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:56:40	Ashton	“This is one of the Nobodies, that group of people who left me bleeding on the street after everything went fucking bad.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:58:29	Taliesin	“Just to fucking scare her.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:59:24	Ashton	“I spent all this time indentured to that fucking bitch, paying off your debts, and now, we're going to get even.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:59:24	Ashton	“We're going to be dealing with the fucking big red”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:59:24	Ashton	“fucking ball in the sky.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:59:24	Ashton	“We're not getting the gang officially back together, but you're really fucking good at what you do,”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	03:59:24	Ashton	“and we're going to need everybody who's good at what they fucking do.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	04:00:42	Ashton	“You haven't been in here yet, have you? This is a fucking fun house.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	04:02:13	Ashton	“Ride or fucking die.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	04:02:13	Ashton	“You don't fucking leave people.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	04:07:57	Ashton	“Jesus fuck, Justi.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	04:07:57	Ashton	“What the fuck have you been getting into?”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	04:23:22	Ashton	“It's because you are fucking special, too, and we all know it.”
C3E070 Embattled in Bassuras	04:23:40	Ashton	“(sighs) Let's go take these fuckwads to the moon.”

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Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	00:07:45	Taliesin	“Fuck, these are great.”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	00:47:31	Ashton	“We do not know where the fuck we are.”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	01:00:20	Ashton	“Where the fuck did that come from?”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	01:02:00	Ashton	“How's our cover? Let's find a little bit of cloud cover and let's make sure those little twinkly fuckers--”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	01:54:20	Ashton	“Let's build this fucking fire.”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	02:33:27	Narration	“The rainbow sparks start fucking flying off the hammer and off my head.”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	02:33:40	Taliesin	“A big, sparkly rainbow charge of-- What does 40 feet get me, how close to this motherfucker?”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	02:45:46	Taliesin	“Well, it's interesting because-- No, I miss! Fuck!”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	02:45:51	Taliesin	“I fucking miss!”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	03:00:38	Ashton	“What the fuck's going on?”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	03:00:41	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	03:03:43	Ashton	“The fuck is going on?”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	03:14:54	Taliesin	“Shit, fuck it.”
C3E071 Mist and Whimsy	04:17:23	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	00:18:12	Taliesin	“I'm fucking with you.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	00:18:31	Ashton	“That fucking reminds me, we got to clean that up.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	00:47:01	Ashton	“For fuck's sake.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:04:17	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:19:22	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:38:14	Taliesin	“Can I do anything fucking else? Ah!”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:38:21	Taliesin	“Yeah, but they're all clearly fucking running, right?”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:47:47	Taliesin	“Here we fucking go.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:48:24	Taliesin	“I got a fucking plan, but.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:49:02	Taliesin	“Just taken some fucking cover.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:49:16	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:49:28	Narration	“I am now pointing at that motherfucker.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:50:24	Taliesin	“Motherfucker, I had plans.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:51:23	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:52:12	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:52:22	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:52:22	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:52:22	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:55:07	Taliesin	“Anything with this little fucker next to me, so.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:56:28	Taliesin	“Little fucking skeleton there”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:56:28	Taliesin	“fucker.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:58:14	Narration	“I'm going to take my two steps to that little motherfucker.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:59:40	Narration	“I'm going to use a Wormhole Strike, motherfucker.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:59:47	Narration	“At that goddamn bolt fucker.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	01:59:51	Taliesin	“You heard me! The bolt fucker.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:00:33	Taliesin	“Don't fuck up.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:00:39	Taliesin	“Thank fucking god.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:00:57	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:00:58	Taliesin	“Fuck, that scared me.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:03:04	Taliesin	“If this fucker hadn't gone down, it would've been way worse.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:03:58	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:03:58	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:03:58	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:19:46	Taliesin	“It wouldn't have fucking mattered.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:19:57	Taliesin	“You would be down because that fucker would be right on top of you.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:23:11	Taliesin	“The thing's going to get right the fuck back up.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:25:55	Narration	“I'm going to hit that tiny little motherfucker--”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	02:27:12	Ashton	“(whooshes) Fuck.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:02:46	Ashton	“We literally could've done this 20 minutes before without beating the entire crew into the fucking water fives times.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:09:49	Ashton	“Do you know what the fuck is going on out there, by the way, with everywhere right now?”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:09:49	Ashton	“Have you noticed any of the crazy fucking shit that's going on? Has it affected your shit, what's going on right now?”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:15:36	Ashton	“We have these weird motherfucking boots.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:22:46	Ashton	“That bib is so fucking ugly.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:25:39	Ashton	“Point fucking made.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:29:29	Ashton	“So if I were you, and I only say this because I really have an affinity for people who have fucked up their eyes, I'd think about what you have and what it's worth, and is it worth anything? Then, I don't know, from the feeling I get, you've been here a long time.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:30:02	Ashton	“Nah, but I know being fucking angry.”
C3E072 Phantasmal Parley	03:32:10	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	00:14:39	Taliesin	“What the fuck is up with that?”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	00:23:22	Ashton	“Fucking ghost ink.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	00:24:06	Ashton	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	00:27:21	Ashton	“I have no idea how much it's going to hurt, probably a fuck ton.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	02:05:10	Ashton	“Both you get the fuck out of my way.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	02:22:27	Taliesin	“We still have all their clothing and fucking--”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	02:22:33	Taliesin	“Fuck's sake.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	02:30:58	Ashton	“This is fucking perfection.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	02:38:53	Taliesin	“Fucker.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	03:13:53	Taliesin	“Let's see what the fuck is going on in here.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	03:13:53	Taliesin	“Maybe that'll be just enough light to have a vague idea of what the fuck is going on.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	03:34:01	Narration	“So now I'm going to hit this motherfucker with what I got.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	03:38:19	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	04:02:56	Taliesin	“I think I can fucking try and give this a nice run.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	04:05:41	Ashton	“Fucker.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	04:05:50	Ashton	“God, fucker.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	04:05:54	Ashton	“It was fucking moving.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	04:07:09	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck right off.”
C3E073 Kindling the Spirits	04:26:37	Taliesin	“Thanks for all the ghost fucking.”
C3E074 Roots Between Worlds	00:59:16	Taliesin	“Fucking power is that?”
C3E074 Roots Between Worlds	02:45:19	Taliesin	“'-- but also fucking awesome.”
C3E074 Roots Between Worlds	02:49:36	Ashton	“Oh fuck.”
C3E074 Roots Between Worlds	03:19:46	Ashton	“Now, be a small man for a moment, you big fuck.”
C3E074 Roots Between Worlds	03:20:43	Taliesin	“Fucking going.”
C3E074 Roots Between Worlds	03:43:48	Taliesin	“I'm a fucking pebble.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:10:18	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:23:38	Ashton	“Oh, don't just fucking start.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:23:38	Ashton	“Just don't fucking start.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:39:43	Ashton	“Fuck you too.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:40:23	Taliesin	“Short rest and fucking--”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:42:37	Narration	“Yell fucking bloody murder and I rage.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:42:45	Narration	“The rainbow sparks start going full fucking force.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:42:57	Ashton	“If shit goes wrong, motherfuckers pull.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:44:20	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:45:25	Narration	“I'm going to grab and I'm going to Fly, and I'm going to pull it straight the fuck back out as hard as I goddamn can.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:46:20	Narration	“You hear a lot of fucking screaming-- (laughter)”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:46:23	Narration	“'-- and fucking yelling.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:51:33	Taliesin	“All right, last fucking pull.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:57:55	Ashton	“Red fucking hot.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	01:58:34	Taliesin	“Pants are fucked, I need new pants.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:12:43	Taliesin	“This is the one where you get Guidance from fucking FCG.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:14:46	Taliesin	“We've got to fucking run now.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:16:20	Taliesin	“Get the fuck out of here.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:33:15	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:36:23	Taliesin	“Fuck a duck.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:36:49	Narration	“I'm going grab the fucker and put it behind me.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:36:49	Narration	“I'm going to grab the fucking fire.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:51:34	Taliesin	“Because I'm about to get into it with this fuck.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	02:52:13	Taliesin	“It's not like we're going to be defeating him until we have her and we can get the fuck out.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:01:11	Taliesin	“I take it we're just fucking with this guy? So I'm going to walk up right next to Orym.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:01:23	Narration	“I'm just going to take a big fucking swing at this guy.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:03:07	Taliesin	“Fuck that.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:12:54	Taliesin	“Fucking killed.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:19:11	Taliesin	“He's about to take a fuckton of damage.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:35:09	Ashton	“Goddamn it, drop that fucking spell”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:35:09	Narration	“and I'm going to splash down with a Wormhole Strike right on top of that prone motherfucker.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:35:48	Taliesin	“Well, yep, fuck it.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:35:48	Taliesin	“I know that by the time this ends we're all going to be fucked anyway, so might as well go for another.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:35:57	Taliesin	“Fuck, I miss, 14.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:44:49	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:45:32	Ashton	“Leave as a message next time, you fuck!”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:47:19	Ashton	“Let's get the fuck out of here, everybody.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:49:45	Ashton	“Yes, and it should start with a fucking Teleport spell.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:50:08	Ashton	“Let's get the fuck--”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:50:59	Ashton	“You fucked him up real good.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:52:04	Ashton	“I would feel better with that fucking fire crystal in Whitestone, at this point.”
C3E075 An Ancient Flame	03:54:37	Taliesin	“Stabbed a man into the fucking fire, like the fire didn't kill him, the stabbing.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:18:04	Taliesin	“That's not fucking around.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:20:54	Ashton	“You guys can't tell me that this shit doesn't happen all the fucking time.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:41:06	Ashton	“Yeah, smash it to fucking smithereens.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:41:56	Narration	“I pull it out, place it on the fucking table.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:46:51	Ashton	“I am definitely not fucking around, certainly not with you.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:46:51	Ashton	“The very fact that anybody like me would know these two words, I think, is pretty fucking impressive at this point.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:49:13	Ashton	“How do you fucking know these people? Okay. Yeah.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:54:26	Ashton	“We're pretty beaten the fuck up right now.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:54:38	Ashton	“We're pretty fucked up in general.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	00:57:03	Ashton	“All right, fucker.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	01:01:50	Ashton	“For fuck sakes.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	01:03:55	Ashton	“That thing's fucking--”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	01:05:51	Ashton	“When you are faced with a mysterious power and a strange technology and none of it makes any sense, the appropriate thing to do is to ask somebody who fucking knows.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	01:06:08	Ashton	“Can that thing you think, maybe, no guarantees, either wake up whatever the fuck's in me, or maybe put these things together, and see what happens?”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	01:15:26	Ashton	“It's fucking, just a-- I'm going to trace, and I trace an octagon with two handles very roughly. Like that?”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	02:26:10	Taliesin	“Do you not remember the stats on this motherfucker? Good luck.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	02:29:55	Taliesin	“Cassandra was in here, fuck.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	02:39:00	Ashton	“Oh, that fuck.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	02:42:34	Ashton	“I bet there's someone in this castle who was probably here when you were a kid, was probably up here when everything was fucked.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	02:50:00	Taliesin	“Other than the fucking end.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	03:20:03	Ashton	“Or if we're doing this, let's fucking do it.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	03:34:44	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	03:53:09	Ashton	“Can I fuck with him a little?”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	03:57:39	Narration	“I want to read a little bit of the history of the de Rolo family or a little bit of what the fuck happened”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	03:57:39	Narration	“to make these people so fucking weird.”
C3E076 A Gathering of Heroes	03:57:50	Narration	“Yeah, I want to know a little bit about what the fuck went down.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	00:48:04	Taliesin	“Too fucking real.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	02:18:14	Ashton	“Fuck, yes.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	02:21:27	Ashton	“I'll say I treasured every fucking toy I had growing up.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	02:21:41	Ashton	“That's fucking cool.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	02:33:57	Ashton	“What the fuck does jumps mean?”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	02:37:55	Ashton	“What the fuck is that about? I find a rock and start packing it in a snowball.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	02:37:59	Ashton	“We're fucking--”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	02:38:07	Ashton	“Respect your fucking elders.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:05:57	Ashton	“Do you (sighs) can you imagine being so passionate about your life that you decided to do something this fucking ridiculous?”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:09:24	Ashton	“This is all fucking stupid.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:09:31	Ashton	“It's... fuck, you know?”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:09:50	Ashton	“I love all of them. Oh, we're so fucked, but I'm--”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:10:35	Ashton	“Please fucking try.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:11:35	Ashton	“So, hopefully I won't fucking lose it again.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:12:45	Ashton	“Still fucking got it,”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:12:45	Ashton	“still fucking got it.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:14:19	Ashton	“This is just too fucking much.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:17:22	Ashton	“Oh god, is that a potato ball? Fuck, I love those.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:17:44	Taliesin	“We will fucking talk.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:18:50	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:26:13	Ashton	“Why the fuck not?”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:47:05	Ashton	“She's just fucking with everybody.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:49:19	Ashton	“Well, that'll be a story, won't it? Fuck it.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:50:22	Ashton	“Well, we're going to be fucked anyway.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:51:09	Ashton	“I just run over, grab you, hug you, give you a big fucking kiss.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:51:18	Ashton	“Fucking do it.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:55:12	Ashton	“Fuck pain.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:55:15	Ashton	“Fuck pain.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:55:18	Ashton	“Don't you fucking dare.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	03:58:17	Taliesin	“I can't use my fucking luck anymore.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:03:49	Taliesin	“Fuck, I lost my concentration.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:12:41	Taliesin	“This is where the ring, I assume, is going to be the thing that fucking--”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:13:45	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:14:36	Narration	“I'm a crazy fuck.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:16:31	Taliesin	“On her, fuck.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:17:40	Taliesin	“Fucking duck.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:17:56	Taliesin	“It's like, oh yeah, fuck it.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:22:01	Taliesin	“Fuck me.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:22:48	Taliesin	“I'm a fucking moron.”
C3E077 The Promise and the Price	04:24:34	Taliesin	“Never fucking look when you want to win.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:19:35	Ashton	“I think I might have fucked up a lot.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:24:40	Ashton	“That's all it took, just one fucking week.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:25:19	Ashton	“Just this very wide thought of so many moments in life of not being responsible for what happened and suddenly going through that one by one of just, it took one week of vaguely knowing where I came from, and the only thing I really knew about these people was that they fucked up in this very particular way”
C3E078 Fractures	00:25:19	Ashton	“and it took me one week to do the exact fucking same thing.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:29:03	Ashton	“Fuck,”
C3E078 Fractures	00:29:03	Ashton	“fuck,”
C3E078 Fractures	00:29:03	Ashton	“fuck.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:32:55	Ashton	“Is this mine? Fuck.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:37:33	Ashton	“I just wanted my fucking family.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:39:27	Ashton	“It's all my fucking fault.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:39:27	Ashton	“This is my fucking fault.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:39:27	Ashton	“Fucking everything”
C3E078 Fractures	00:39:27	Ashton	“is my fucking fault.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:39:27	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:39:27	Ashton	“Oh, I fucked up a lot.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:41:24	Ashton	“Maybe it was a fucking blessing”
C3E078 Fractures	00:41:24	Ashton	“being dropped in that fucking desert.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:41:24	Ashton	“And it doesn't matter, because it's not what fucking happened.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:42:08	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:46:41	Ashton	“A moment of fucking weakness.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:46:41	Ashton	“I just don't want you to fuck up your shit.”
C3E078 Fractures	00:46:41	Ashton	“I'm so sorry I fucked up my shit.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:03:41	Ashton	“I fucked up because I'm an idiot.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:03:44	Ashton	“Pretty fucking bad.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:05:15	Ashton	“Don't you have anything to fucking-- No, okay.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:09:31	Ashton	“How dare you fucking get better first!”
C3E078 Fractures	01:09:31	Ashton	“It's really fucked up.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:25:57	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:30:58	Ashton	“I fucked up real hard.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:33:41	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:45:20	Ashton	“Put it the fuck down.”
C3E078 Fractures	01:54:18	Ashton	“And I don't know, I'm processing a lot right now, but if I do stay, if you let me stay, the day something happens and it goes bad for you and you hurt a lot of people because, for any reason somebody gets in your head, something bad happens, something pushes you over the edge, something just fucking stupid, Stay or go, I promise that I will stick around, help clean it up.”
C3E078 Fractures	02:00:28	Taliesin	“That was really fucking-- Sorry.”
C3E078 Fractures	02:43:06	Ashton	“Where the fuck's everybody else?”
C3E078 Fractures	02:43:40	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E078 Fractures	02:44:09	Taliesin	“'-- Jesus H. Fucking Christ.”
C3E078 Fractures	02:44:13	Narration	“Now, I'm going to attempt to charge, spin around and see what the fuck the hand does.”
C3E078 Fractures	02:44:13	Narration	“I'm going to see what the fuck the hand does on the back of that werewolf.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:06:20	Ashton	“You absolute fuck-up.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:06:42	Ashton	“Nobody deserves fucking anything.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:06:42	Ashton	“Well, what the fuck do I know? Maybe they do.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:08:20	Ashton	“I was happy, then I fucked it up.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:21:34	Ashton	“I felt-- (sighs) I fucked up really bad, and you had to be there, and I'm so sorry.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:21:34	Ashton	“I do not need a fucking apology.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:26:04	Ashton	“Fuck, she's good.”
C3E078 Fractures	03:26:39	Ashton	“How am I the dumb one? Fuck!”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	01:00:37	Ashton	“If that hadn't worked, I'm sure they would have been taking me apart pretty much the way that-- I wonder, if this had worked, what the fuck would anybody have said after 10 minutes of:”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	01:00:37	Ashton	“Holy fuck, that was stupid.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	01:02:14	Ashton	“He really gave me the option: Fuck right off or don't.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	01:02:14	Ashton	“His vote at the time was fuck right off.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	01:02:14	Ashton	“And, I don't know, I thought about it, and I thought about the last time everybody fucked right off and I didn't.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	01:14:59	Ashton	“Oh, thank fuck.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:24:19	Ashton	“Oh, fuck it.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:24:34	Ashton	“I am the reason that the Jiana Hexum robbery went fucking wrong,”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:24:34	Ashton	“and the reason why I got thrown out of a fucking window.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:29:20	Ashton	“Or, you know, something honest about yourself, for fuck's sake!”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:31:20	Ashton	“It's time for some "What the fuck is up with that?"”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:43:09	Ashton	“Fuck it. Oh god.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:52:58	Ashton	“I feel fucking worse that”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	02:52:58	Ashton	“I just fucked up Fearne's life way more than mine and I should've died instead of that happening.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	03:37:54	Taliesin	“Stop it, you fuck.”
C3E079 To Hurt Is to Heal	03:39:25	Taliesin	“You fuckers.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	00:16:13	Taliesin	“This is fucking great.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	00:27:22	Narration	“Fuck it, I'll try, and the worst thing that happens is I fall in the water.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	00:28:34	Taliesin	“Hey, fuck yeah, this is a fun one.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	00:32:45	Taliesin	“These fucking idiots.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	00:45:57	Taliesin	“I just assume it's still just fucking us.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	00:52:09	Taliesin	“I am like a-- I'm the fucking Flash.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	00:52:54	Narration	“I'm throwing it in there, seeing what the fuck happens.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:06:28	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:06:56	Ashton	“Motherfucker!”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:12:22	Taliesin	“Motherfucker.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:17:45	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:17:45	Narration	“I'm going to fucking shake my head and I'm going to roadrunner my way over to-- I assume FCG's being held by a giant tongue?”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:18:30	Taliesin	“Fuck a nut. Okay.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:18:30	Taliesin	“How far is this fucking--”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:18:37	Narration	“So I'm going to burn another Hyper Rage. Fuck this.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	01:19:04	Narration	“'-- a bit of a jumping attack, and I'm going to try and slam that fucking tongue.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:10:49	Taliesin	“'-- get out of their shit this entire fucking time.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:12:10	Taliesin	“Three fucking healers.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:12:34	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:14:24	Ashton	“Shut the fuck up.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:14:37	Narration	“I'm going to fucking-- Yeah, never mind. I'm going reckless with that shit.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:36:58	Ashton	“One thing I have thought about, because we did just do this trust exercise, is as the most recent and spectacular person to fuck up, it's worth acknowledging that it could've been any of us.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:36:58	Ashton	“We are a collection of fucking time bombs, and the possibility that any of us was going to do something stupid and hurt one of us was real and is still real.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:38:59	Ashton	“Is that the only way we're going to be okay is because we are all in the same place of being deeply capable of fucking up”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:38:59	Ashton	“and maybe that's good because who else would fucking tolerate or forgive any group of us? This is-- You are the only people I can think of who would put up with this shit.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:39:35	Ashton	“And I am forever fucking grateful.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:41:34	Ashton	“Weird as fuck, every last one of us.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:44:48	Ashton	“Jump into that fucking lava.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:44:58	Ashton	“Find out who the fuck you are, that's great.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:46:28	Ashton	“For whatever that spell means and whatever it means to whatever fucking thing my parents screwed up or otherwise, I can't think of anyone else who should benefit from it as much as you.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	02:54:07	Taliesin	“You fucking--”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	03:00:10	Ashton	“May we all get the fuck over it.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	03:41:31	Ashton	“I feel like that's a lot of expectation to put onto people right now, especially with a fucking audience, so.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	03:42:14	Taliesin	“Yeah, fucking go for it.”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	03:45:42	Ashton	“What happened? You all look small-- Oh my! Holy fuck! (laughs)”
C3E080 A Test of Trust	03:47:41	Narration	“Yeah, and I'm going to fucking-- Yeah.”

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Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:21:59	Narration	“I am trying to skate through the earth at full fucking speed.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:24:07	Ashton	“Oh, we're going to have to fuck around with that.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:24:10	Ashton	“Oh god, what else can we fucking do?”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:24:32	Ashton	“I'm not quite-- Let's fuck around a little bit more.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:31:07	Ashton	“What the fuck can you do?”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:31:30	Ashton	“Well, I mean, let's-- Fuck, let's-- Well actually, no, we're not going to.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:37:17	Ashton	“Holy fuck.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:41:45	Narration	“If you don't mind, I'm going to run up and just do the big, fuck it, if you don't mind, just the (grunts) yeah.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:45:16	Ashton	“Thank you so fucking much.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:45:28	Ashton	“I want to fucking take it. I mean I'm, you know.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	00:51:17	Taliesin	“Just yourself, fucker.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	03:04:08	Ashton	“Why are they giving us shit? All these people are fucking crazy.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	03:04:12	Ashton	“It's like they've never met a fucking crazy person before.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	03:04:39	Ashton	“Whatever the fuck you brought to that, holy shit.”
C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon	03:13:02	Ashton	“I have organized the portable hole as best I fucking can.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	00:23:01	Taliesin	“On the fucking--”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	00:37:12	Taliesin	“'-- get the fuck out of here.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	00:44:09	Taliesin	“What the fuck?”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	00:48:40	Taliesin	“Just walk the fuck down.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:12:18	Taliesin	“No, they might work with the fucking--”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:39:11	Taliesin	“The brain stuff may fuck it up, but let's find out.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:46:53	Narration	“All right, I'm going to fucking â™ª rage â™ª.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:47:40	Taliesin	“That's one we fucked up.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:48:16	Taliesin	“'-- hit the one that's fucked up.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:49:14	Narration	“Then I'm going to grab the hammer as it flies back at me, fly back into a portal as it happens, and hop out right behind that motherfucker there.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:49:23	Ashton	“Fucker.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	01:57:41	Ashton	“Get the big fucker out of the cage.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	02:09:21	Ashton	“Do we have something for him to wear so it's not a fucking--”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	02:12:42	Taliesin	“There's nothing more appropriate than Sam going, "Fuck it, Silence." We're like, "Yeah, there you go."”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	02:58:16	Taliesin	“The longer we take, the worse this is going to fucking get.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	03:27:39	Taliesin	“He's going to throw you off the fucking-- Oh, I hear a lot of dice.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	03:44:16	Ashton	“That all you fucking got? Woo!”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	04:00:51	Taliesin	“Motherfucker.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	04:09:57	Taliesin	“Just misses? Fuck.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	04:10:36	Ashton	“Fuck. Yeah, no.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	04:12:36	Taliesin	“Just got to grab the fucker.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	04:12:48	Taliesin	“You two better fucking do this.”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	04:18:30	Taliesin	“Clutch as fuck,”
C3E082 Rush for the Bloody Bridge	04:18:30	Taliesin	“clutch as fuck.”
C3E083 Ruidus	00:25:32	Narration	“I'm going to-- Fuck it, I'm going to-- I'm going to hold my attack.”
C3E083 Ruidus	00:25:32	Taliesin	“Where am I there? We're hidden enough from this motherfucker, right?”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:08:12	Ashton	“Laudna, do you have a fucking plan?”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:08:36	Narration	“I'm going to rage, first of all, because that's where we fucking are.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:09:12	Narration	“I'm going to see what the fuck's going on with me.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:09:37	Narration	“Okay, I'm going to also hold an attack until he's within 60 feet, and I'm going to, because I'm worried about these fuckers.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:09:59	Narration	“No, towards our friends who are fucked.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:10:28	Narration	“Yeah. I'm just, I'm ready to fuck with them if it comes to it.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:11:08	Taliesin	“We got to get the fuck out of here.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:34:47	Taliesin	“Don't fuck it up.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:35:56	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck right off,”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:35:56	Taliesin	“you motherfucker! Boo.”
C3E083 Ruidus	01:38:08	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E083 Ruidus	02:53:02	Ashton	“What the fuck do you think they're doing over there?”
C3E083 Ruidus	02:59:02	Ashton	“Fuck around and find out.”
C3E083 Ruidus	02:59:14	Ashton	“That really hurt, you motherfucker.”
C3E083 Ruidus	03:10:51	Ashton	“It's just a fucking inevitability.”
C3E083 Ruidus	03:22:31	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E083 Ruidus	03:28:22	Ashton	“Well, shit, let's keep those, man. Fuck.”
C3E083 Ruidus	03:29:41	Narration	“This fucker has more hit points than I do now, but I'm good that because I can--”
C3E083 Ruidus	03:38:43	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
C3E083 Ruidus	03:46:36	Ashton	“I'm willing to put, I guess good money, whatever that means here, that most Reilorans are fucking fine.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	00:55:13	Taliesin	“I know, it just fucking--”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	01:13:06	Ashton	“Plenty of people who would love to fucking meet you and--”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	01:47:44	Ashton	“I've just been too anxiety-ridden to even look the fuck up yet for more than 10 seconds.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:19:54	Taliesin	“Well, fuck.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:37:38	Narration	“All right, so let's fucking rage.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:39:38	Ashton	“I turn to that little Shrike: Oh, fuck right off.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:40:15	Ashton	“Fuck off! Now, I'm going to turn and hit the--”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:40:26	Taliesin	“Yeah, fuck it.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:42:33	Taliesin	“There might be a save, I might have fucked it up.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:43:22	Taliesin	“Got to knock this motherfucker out fast.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:44:02	Narration	“I'm just giggling like a fuck.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:50:12	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:57:03	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	02:58:41	Taliesin	“I keep reading to see whether there's anything else I can fucking do.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:00:20	Taliesin	“Aw, fuck.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:00:26	Ashton	“Ah, fuck me.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:07:22	Taliesin	“About fucking time.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:09:34	Narration	“I'm going to take 10 feet back, and I'm going to run straight at the fucker for 25 feet.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:10:05	Narration	“Because I can't actually see the fuck? I'm making a very educated guess.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:10:20	Narration	“So yeah, in that case, yeah, reckless, fuck it.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:10:58	Taliesin	“Fuck that, I don't like that roll.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:11:14	Narration	“I am going to run like I'm about to knock down a fucking door and”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:11:14	Narration	“I'm going to scooch up right below you and go for the fucking glass jaw.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:15:42	Ashton	“Once these fucks are done, yes.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:19:32	Taliesin	“Yeah, we're still a little fucked.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:32:17	Taliesin	“There's the other, you got the two other fucks too.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:33:30	Taliesin	“Oh fuck, no! (laughter)”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:33:31	Taliesin	“Fuck, this is bad.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:39:26	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:43:33	Taliesin	“Super fucking fast.”
C3E084 Red Rural Revelations	03:51:34	Taliesin	“That teleport was fucking great.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:34:25	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:36:38	Taliesin	“'-- fucking damn it.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:37:10	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:43:29	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:44:05	Ashton	“That really fucking--”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:44:13	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:45:11	Ashton	“Ow! Fuck!”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	00:45:22	Narration	“I'm going to lie down there for a second, because I do not know what the fuck just happened.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	01:26:21	Ashton	“We have to find another metaphor for that, because that's really starting to fuck me up.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	01:30:15	Narration	“'-- and stop once I figure out what the fuck you're doing.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	01:38:27	Ashton	“What we used to-- I mean, what we used to do with, you know, fuckers like this is you come at them from the negative point, is, you know, we start with the interrogation of were you working with him? Did you know? What did you know about what was going on?”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	01:38:41	Ashton	“Sort of like, we know that the Willmaster was fucking corrupt, and we think that he's in on it.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:10:13	Taliesin	“We're so fucked.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:26:49	Taliesin	“'-- fucking do?”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:29:04	Taliesin	“What the fuck?”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:29:22	Narration	“I'm going to pull the fucking hole off and tie it up.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:29:33	Ashton	“Yep. No fucking time.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:30:17	Ashton	“Sorry, I'm sorry! Fuck! Yeah, I'm going.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:36:55	Ashton	“Head to the fucking--”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	02:37:31	Ashton	“Yeah. Fuck it.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	03:03:46	Ashton	“We're heading the fuck up there.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	03:04:23	Taliesin	“Is there anywhere to stand in here or are we kind of fucked at the moment?”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	03:05:08	Ashton	“No, whatever the fuck.”
C3E085 Intense Interrogations	03:19:23	Taliesin	“And they taste fucking great.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	00:05:13	Taliesin	“Send it around, motherfucker.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	00:16:25	Ashton	“I'm just saying, y'all fucking scarred me, I'm trying to be sensible here.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	00:16:45	Taliesin	“'-- that's happened over the last 12 hours, how the fuck long have we been here?”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	00:34:32	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	00:43:11	Taliesin	“What the fuck is that?”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	00:46:58	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:12:40	Taliesin	“I'm trying to help you here, motherfucker.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:15:17	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck sakes.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:25:45	Ashton	“We're all fucked anyone, so.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:40:27	Ashton	“He'd knock, he'd talk, he'd sing, he has a fucking lute.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:40:58	Narration	“'-- the fucking--”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:41:13	Ashton	“What the fuck was that?”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:41:18	Taliesin	“Oh, thank fucking god.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	01:44:16	Taliesin	“I am fucking useful.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	02:07:22	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	02:16:04	Taliesin	“Yeah, we're getting fucked right now.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	02:30:10	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	02:52:45	Narration	“Fuck, I see exactly what's below me.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	02:52:48	Narration	“Fuck, I'm booking.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	02:54:48	Ashton	“Can we head directly to the portal? Can we just go to the fucking portal right now?”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	02:54:55	Ashton	“To sleep on the other side of this fucking, yeah.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:14:06	Ashton	“If you'd asked me that two weeks ago, who knows what I would've fucking said? Honestly, I want street food out of a cart, really badly.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:14:26	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:16:28	Ashton	“I've been drawing it for fucking ever.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:23:00	Ashton	“I want to see what the fuck Ira's up to.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:29:05	Ashton	“Yeah, okay. Fuck.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:29:05	Narration	“(sighs) Fucking going for it.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:54:01	Taliesin	“So two fucking days of this shit.”
C3E086 Doorways to Darker Depths	03:56:33	Taliesin	“Two points of exhaustion, motherfuckers.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	00:16:30	Taliesin	“I'm fucked.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	00:18:44	Taliesin	“I'm fucked, yeah.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	00:31:00	Ashton	“Don't make a fucking breadcrumb trail.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	01:48:37	Ashton	“But tell you what, if I'm back down this way, which the way things are looking, I will be, I'm going to figure out how to get some fucking fruit up here.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	01:52:34	Ashton	“Boy, next time we come here we have to bring a fuck ton of food, because, boy, dreams apparently have made everybody really weird about food.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	01:52:49	Ashton	“Fill that fucking bag.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	02:55:28	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	02:55:28	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	02:55:28	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	02:55:28	Taliesin	“fuck!”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	02:56:13	Taliesin	“And fuck.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	02:58:29	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:06:14	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck sakes.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:06:47	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:09:54	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:12:14	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:13:55	Narration	“Okay, I am going to fucking rage.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:13:55	Narration	“Here we fucking go.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:13:55	Narration	“Let's see what the fuck is going to happen.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:14:27	Narration	“All right, I'm going to start with, I'm going to hit that motherfucker right in front of me.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:14:57	Narration	“Fuck it, I'm going to go reckless, because I'm--”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:15:58	Taliesin	“Fuck me.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:16:33	Narration	“I am going to just come, migraine killing, just come up and I'm going to take one good slice against the head and I'm going to go one handed and knock his fucking head into the ground.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:16:57	Narration	“So, and then I spin my hammer up and then I drop it so that the head of the hammer is above, I'm holding onto it like a fucking signpost.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:19:21	Ashton	“Fucking fry,”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:19:21	Ashton	“motherfuckers!”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:20:38	Ashton	“Fuck yeah! (laughs)”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:28:52	Taliesin	“Should we open the fucking hole and put them--”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:30:28	Taliesin	“Love it. Fucking love it.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:30:59	Ashton	“Put our cloaks up and let's get the fuck out of here.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:36:10	Ashton	“Let's get the fuck out of here.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:50:06	Ashton	“It's time to put everything on the fucking table.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	03:50:10	Ashton	“We are attempting to stop the fucking insanity going on.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	04:02:52	Taliesin	“Fucking knew it.”
C3E087 Arrival at Kreviris	04:03:48	Taliesin	“And probably really fuck up whoever's in there pretty, pretty badly.”
C3E088 Seeking Sedition	01:04:11	Taliesin	“He's just going to say we're fucked.”
C3E088 Seeking Sedition	01:05:27	Ashton	“We're so fucked.”
C3E088 Seeking Sedition	01:55:52	Taliesin	“Motherfucker!”
C3E088 Seeking Sedition	02:18:57	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	00:01:52	Taliesin	“I can't do the fucking accent.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	00:30:15	Ashton	“Sweet fuck.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	00:54:55	Ashton	“God, I fucking hate excavations.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	01:09:50	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	01:10:02	Ashton	“Stop laying on my fucking water.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	01:37:30	Ashton	“I'm now officially less worried about your mom being good and more worried about what happens if she's just a manipulative fuck.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	01:40:08	Ashton	“I don't know. My dreams are fucking weird.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	01:43:30	Ashton	“I'll also say, as much as I love all of you fucking complete messes, we're making a lot of assumptions that your mom is actually good.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	02:29:44	Ashton	“Who can occasionally be right about some fucking shit.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	03:06:41	Ashton	“I would be terrible at getting anywhere near those psychics, so I would go down to the fucking pits.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	03:22:01	Ashton	“You've got somebody with you for this, so loosen up, fucking shy violet, just a little bit.”
C3E089 Divisive Portents	03:22:16	Ashton	“Yours is just a fucker. Good luck.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	00:05:17	Taliesin	“It's dark as fuck.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	01:50:31	Ashton	“I think that's a great fucking idea.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	02:55:26	Taliesin	“Oh fuck no, that's not possible.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	02:58:57	Ashton	“You realize that the entire-- We're so fucked.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	02:59:21	Taliesin	“Fuck the minute hourglass, man.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	02:59:58	Ashton	“Motherfucker, I'm caught!”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:00:04	Narration	“I'm going to fucking, I don't know what else to do.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:01:10	Narration	“I'm going to rage, just to see what the fuck happens, too.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:01:10	Taliesin	“Fuck yes!”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:05:17	Narration	“I'm also going to activate the Shard of Ka'Mort, because fuck it, we're at that point.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:05:21	Narration	“Also, I'm super fucking fast.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:05:24	Narration	“I'm burning through my fucking--”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:07:03	Narration	“Actually, I'm really fucking fast.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:07:34	Taliesin	“Can I use some of my fucking crazy-ass speed,”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:07:34	Taliesin	“some of the speed to flash unroll the fucking hole, throw him in, and drag it with me? Or is that insane?”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:09:31	Taliesin	“Come on, don't fuck around.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:14:51	Ashton	“Heal your fucking self!”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:30:24	Taliesin	“What a fucking surprise round.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:30:27	Taliesin	“Like, holy fuck, y'all.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:33:27	Taliesin	“I have a CD from them, it's fucking metal.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:36:50	Taliesin	“That's fucking dope.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	03:41:38	Taliesin	“I must ask, are attacks of opportunity out because of the mind fuckery? Laura.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	04:05:55	Narration	“Big fucking hug.”
C3E090 Mission Improbable	04:05:59	Ashton	“Fuck.”

Total: 198

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E091 True Heroism	00:19:05	Ashton	“This one's more fucked up than I am.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:19:43	Narration	“'-- living fuck we are.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:23:45	Ashton	“We need to get out of fucking range and get somewhere inside right now.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:24:39	Ashton	“Okay. Well, fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:24:49	Ashton	“Let's find somewhere to hide before we do fucking anything.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:25:00	Taliesin	“Fuck me.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:26:59	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:27:10	Ashton	“If he does anything, I'm going to fucking run.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:29:20	Taliesin	“Yeah, no, fuck that. Okay.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:30:40	Narration	“Full fucking speed through this building.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:34:07	Taliesin	“Just get the fuck out and go a different direction.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:34:07	Taliesin	“Full fucking speed.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:35:37	Taliesin	“I fucking hate fire.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:45:21	Narration	“Paying the fuck attention.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:45:23	Taliesin	“The fuck-tention.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:48:21	Ashton	“Turn it into a thing, or we fucking-- Unless you've got a better idea.”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:51:43	Ashton	“Fuck yeah, chaos lady! Let's do this shit full speed!”
C3E091 True Heroism	00:52:04	Ashton	“We did it! We fucking did it!”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:02:34	Taliesin	“Some maple syrup fucking plot right there.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:14:06	Ashton	“Full fucking speed.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:14:06	Ashton	“Full fucking speed.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:14:35	Ashton	“We've got to fucking move! I'm moving.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:14:44	Narration	“I'm trying to fucking-- Oh, goddamn it.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:14:52	Ashton	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:20:54	Ashton	“Fearne figured out how to get to the safe house, by the way, so if we want to head that way, we do have a fucking guide.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:21:23	Ashton	“We're pretty fucking sure.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:25:17	Taliesin	“Fucking softball game with the spells.”
C3E091 True Heroism	01:30:30	Narration	“Literally popping out of the ground like a fucking killer whale and swinging up, and then diving back in.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:01:06	Taliesin	“It's so fucking smart.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:09:17	Taliesin	“'-- drop every fucking thing we have on this.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:13:57	Narration	“I'm going to head down and come up right the fuck--”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:14:01	Narration	“'-- in front of that fucking bitch.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:14:19	Narration	“Yeah, I can't fit where I'm coming up from, but that's okay because I'm going to fucking hit her and she's going to go flying.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:15:11	Ashton	“Gosh, you've got a punchable fucking face.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:16:07	Taliesin	“Oh well. Fuck it.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:16:19	Narration	“I don't even really have to move around it, and I'm going to slam it and knock it onto that fucker.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:19:10	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:19:18	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:28:09	Taliesin	“Sorry I fucking vanished.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:44:43	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:44:43	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:44:43	Taliesin	“fuck,”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:44:43	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:51:34	Taliesin	“Good, good, good, fucking great.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:52:19	Taliesin	“I think the bag's fucking dead.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:53:04	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:53:04	Taliesin	“How how far away am I from this motherfucker?”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:53:08	Taliesin	“As the crow flies more or less because I can run through that fucking shit.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:53:15	Narration	“I would, but I'm going to try and bee line straight to see if I can get into fucking melee.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:54:45	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E091 True Heroism	02:55:03	Taliesin	“Fuck my mind.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:00:42	Taliesin	“How fucked are we all?”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:00:51	Taliesin	“If the healer goes down, we're all fucked.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:00:57	Taliesin	“Healer goes down, we're fucked.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:10:52	Taliesin	“Well, actually she doesn't have a reaction, which means that you can do whatever the fuck you want and you can book.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:15:05	Taliesin	“Get the living fuck out of there.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:15:10	Taliesin	“You can get the living fuck out of there.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:15:56	Taliesin	“I was going to say, never mind, you should've just-- fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:23:07	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:23:23	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:27:46	Narration	“So the crystals start to get oddly translucent in this big fucking fiery thing and now the arm,”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:27:46	Narration	“my fucked up charcoal arm now has little bits where you can see through it, except everything's gotten very weird.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:27:46	Narration	“I'm going to run straight to get advantage on this motherfucker right here.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:27:46	Narration	“to get advantage on this motherfucker right here.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:30:22	Narration	“I'm going to take another hit on this motherfucker.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:32:45	Taliesin	“Fuck this shit up!”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:38:28	Taliesin	“I keep doing things and I'm like, oh for fuck sakes.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:38:50	Taliesin	“Do you have any blood-- Well, you can't do any Blood Maledicts because you'll just fucking go down.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:38:55	Taliesin	“All of your Blood Maledicts will fucking kill you.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:40:16	Taliesin	“Fuck me.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:41:42	Taliesin	“That's fucking, that's clutch.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:51:17	Narration	“I had advantage, so I'm fucking going for it.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:52:37	Taliesin	“Fuck me, 24.”
C3E091 True Heroism	03:59:46	Taliesin	“I wouldn't have had this if I didn't fucking--”
C3E091 True Heroism	04:10:59	Taliesin	“This maybe-- We may be fucked here.”
C3E091 True Heroism	04:17:40	Taliesin	“I'm fucked.”
C3E091 True Heroism	04:20:56	Taliesin	“Fuck, man.”
C3E091 True Heroism	04:20:56	Taliesin	“Motherfucking--”
C3E091 True Heroism	04:24:46	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E091 True Heroism	04:40:47	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	00:33:08	Ashton	“And we've just got a fucking sample of it.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	00:41:23	Ashton	“What the actual fuck did you do?”
C3E092 Broken Roads	00:46:33	Taliesin	“I'm also a giant fucking monster.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:05:42	Ashton	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:06:32	Ashton	“(sighs) That little fucking...”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:07:31	Ashton	“She would've come because you said so, that just is a fucking disaster.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:07:39	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:10:25	Ashton	“You're too fucking good for her.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:10:25	Ashton	“She doesn't deserve this fucking world.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:10:25	Ashton	“I hope her ends are fucking great because these means are just not forgivable.”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:24:52	Narration	“I am lying down on my back because everything fucking hurts”
C3E092 Broken Roads	01:24:52	Narration	“and waiting for everyone to decide what the fuck we're going to do.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	03:42:51	Ashton	“I must be fucked, I'm happy to see you.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	03:45:22	Ashton	“She's a stain on the fucking wall.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	03:47:55	Taliesin	“Fuck me. Thank you.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	03:59:45	Ashton	“We should get a fucking drink.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	03:59:53	Ashton	“I'm going to go find a fucking drink.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	03:59:56	Narration	“'-- of whatever the fuck is around, and I will throw away the round to get it.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	04:00:43	Ashton	“I can't do this drunk. Fuck.”
C3E093 Bittersweet Reunions	04:01:36	Taliesin	“Fucking-- (laughter)”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	00:54:38	Ashton	“Where the fuck's Fearne?”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	00:55:02	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	00:59:00	Taliesin	“So, there's now a stick that anyone can use to get over the fucking wall if they want.”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	01:01:28	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	01:22:32	Taliesin	“Okay, in that case, fucking--”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	01:50:05	Ashton	“Oh, sweet fuck.”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	02:38:29	Ashton	“It's just been some group of fuck-ups somewhere.”
C3E094 Where The Red Fearne Glows	03:36:52	Taliesin	“Sweet fuck!”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:24:55	Ashton	“What the fuck was he offering? ”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:24:55	Ashton	“What the fuck did you even think he was offering before everything went to shit with Ludinus?”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:54:02	Ashton	“So, I'm fucked up right now.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:54:02	Ashton	“I'm pretending that none of it happened, but it's been a weird 24 fucking hours, and going into a place like this, even if you think your head's in the game, your head is not in the game.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:54:02	Ashton	“So, I'm going to go make a new fucking jacket.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:54:02	Ashton	“I recommend, and I know it sounds stupid, I recommend we all make some fucking clothes.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:54:02	Ashton	“I want a new piece of fucking clothing.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	00:59:24	Taliesin	“I'm OCC, motherfucker. OOC.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	01:14:18	Ashton	“If you can do, I just need some grommeting on this, because I don't have time for that fucking shit, and also, if you have any of those--”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	01:28:54	Ashton	“So big fan of weird shit, whatever the fuck.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	01:38:11	Taliesin	“That was just fucking cool.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	02:43:47	Taliesin	“You're not legal enough to drink here, motherfucker.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	02:56:30	Ashton	“Normally, this is just happening when we're beating the fuck out of people.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	02:57:01	Ashton	“You may be one of the first, other than these chucklefucks.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	03:12:50	Ashton	“Found an absolute fucking slaughter.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	03:13:53	Ashton	“God, remember just sitting around beating the fuck out of furniture?”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	03:14:16	Ashton	“What a fucking day.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	03:40:43	Taliesin	“Oh my god, you fucking beast!”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	04:13:40	Ashton	“Next time, you're doing it in the fucking bathtub.”
C3E095 Gathering of Needs	04:38:00	Taliesin	“Every day, you remind me how much of a fucking danger you are to yourself and others.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	00:26:43	Ashton	“You know that weird little voice in your head that sometimes tells you to fuck your entire life up, hurt everybody you know, and just toss everything out of the window? Just every now and then, you get that weird little voice.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	00:45:36	Ashton	“When it was my turn to attempt to absorb a piece of shit, ill-advised, and everyone wanted to fucking kill me, because I betrayed their trust, and the closest thing to a real family I had ever seen spent, I would say, a significant more time giving me shit.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	00:57:37	Ashton	“I'm really fucking bad at it.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	01:10:29	Ashton	“Chisel, motherfucker.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	01:10:31	Ashton	“Why are you making that weird noise every time? You just hit it with a fucking hammer.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	01:22:29	Ashton	“Well, one of them on the right has spikes and the other one is because we did a fabric trade because you wanted some of my fucking spikes.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	01:22:59	Ashton	“You've been doing it every fucking week.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	01:23:15	Ashton	“It says "Smiley Day" in the most threatening way fucking possible.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	01:25:36	Ashton	“We have a fucking orb we're never going to have to need to use again.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	02:04:00	Narration	“I am getting, I am now ready for whatever the fuck's coming.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	02:04:47	Narration	“I am prepared to try and knock whatever the fuck comes flying at us as hard as humanly possible until someone--”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	02:24:10	Ashton	“Are fucking you with me?”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	03:13:41	Taliesin	“Keep an eye on that fucking corpse.”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	04:01:36	Taliesin	“Fuck off!”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	04:01:38	Taliesin	“What the fuck?”
C3E096 Shadows New and Old	04:02:16	Taliesin	“"You fucking people."”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:10:07	Taliesin	“We're fucking dead.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:12:25	Taliesin	“I'm not saying it, not fucking saying it, but I'm going to rage, first of all.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:12:30	Ashton	“I'm going to fucking--”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:12:36	Taliesin	“We're not going there. Fuck!”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:13:38	Narration	“So, I'm going to take a couple swings at these motherfuckers.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:15:13	Taliesin	“That's fucking gross.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:15:15	Narration	“I don't have anything else to do other than hit it the fuck again and hope I pop the thing like a goddamn grape.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:16:03	Ashton	“They're sticky and filled with acid! God fucking damn it! I'm going to try and dive behind the tent.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:16:59	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:19:35	Taliesin	“I didn't fuck that up.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:26:29	Narration	“I'm going full speed at that fuck.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:34:46	Taliesin	“Fuck a duck.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:51:47	Narration	“You see a blue phase-y shift version of Ashton who waves very slowly at you while I scoot full fucking speed at that asshole.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:54:38	Narration	“I'm going to hop up and get one more fucking hit.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	00:54:55	Narration	“Then I'm going to back the fuck up, straight back.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	01:07:38	Ashton	“If anyone wants to help, I'm going to drag this fucking body into that tent as quickly as possible, make it a little harder--”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	01:20:32	Ashton	“What the fuck even hit me?”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	01:23:08	Taliesin	“Oh, I get my fucking-- I get my chaos burst back.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	01:40:01	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	01:43:49	Ashton	“Well fucking put.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	01:45:45	Ashton	“What the fuck is up with that?”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	01:46:03	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	02:33:30	Ashton	“That's very fucking impressive.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	02:33:35	Ashton	“And the fucking moon.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	03:15:31	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	03:36:49	Ashton	“Ah fuck.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	03:37:28	Ashton	“We're fucked.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	03:37:42	Taliesin	“We're fucked.”
C3E097 Ancient Sins	03:40:15	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	00:49:03	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	00:52:50	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	00:54:46	Ashton	“I feel like that's somebody I want to know what the fuck they know.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	00:56:32	Taliesin	“Fucking mad lad.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	00:58:23	Ashton	“Fuck, I've seen weirder.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:09:35	Ashton	“I'm just going to walk right to that fucking little robot.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:09:35	Ashton	“So fuck you, child.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:10:38	Ashton	“(sighs) You know you can just fucking talk to us.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:10:38	Ashton	“You don't need to play these fucking head games.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:10:58	Ashton	“And how fucking dare you? Tempted to leave you in that damn thing for this shit.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:11:19	Ashton	“Who the fuck are you? Did you say that? I'm just-- [laughter]”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:11:24	Ashton	“Dominox really wants the fuck out of that thing and is not asking nicely.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:27:06	Ashton	“I just want to fucking break it.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	01:27:59	Ashton	“I'm not-- I'm never afraid of a fight, I'm afraid of losing, and that feels like a losing fucking battle.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	02:02:10	Taliesin	“Oh fuck.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	02:21:12	Taliesin	“Yeah, towards the giant clusterfuck of demon, no no no, like, yeah, but next to Imogen still.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	02:27:57	Taliesin	“Oh, for fuck's sakes.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	02:35:16	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	02:36:55	Taliesin	“Knew it! I fucking knew it!”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	02:36:55	Taliesin	“Fucking knew it!”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	02:51:15	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	03:03:52	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	03:04:45	Taliesin	“What are you doing, you crazy motherfucker?”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	03:26:28	Narration	“And just clapping and just doing the: Woo! Losers, baby! Yeah! I'm going to hit the fucking machine.”
C3E098 The Nox Engine	03:39:37	Narration	“This is fucked up, yep, walking down that hall.”

Total: 155

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E102 Reconciliation	00:32:11	Ashton	“Which, if I were one of them, I would want us to never get the fuck out of here.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	00:32:11	Ashton	“We are now a leak in this fucking story.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	00:37:05	Ashton	“This is honestly confirmation of everything I've ever fucking thought about.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	00:39:34	Ashton	“It's not about who's on the fucking throne, it's about the throne.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	00:45:26	Ashton	“This is my fucking problem,”
C3E102 Reconciliation	00:45:26	Ashton	“is I can't deny that I agree with an awful fucking lot of this, but the only way I could possibly, possibly get behind this is if it ended with you dead, too.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	01:12:05	Taliesin	“'-- your fingernail's going to get fucked up putting your hand in.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	01:18:13	Narration	“I'm holding on, I am watching like a fucking--”
C3E102 Reconciliation	01:18:13	Narration	“I actually am very quietly going to pull your head up so I can see your fucking--”
C3E102 Reconciliation	01:41:08	Ashton	“Sit the fuck down, bitch!”
C3E102 Reconciliation	01:41:08	Ashton	“If you want to get what the fuck you want to get, you're going to have to work!”
C3E102 Reconciliation	01:41:08	Narration	“And I am going to rage and I'm going to fuckin'--”
C3E102 Reconciliation	01:41:51	Narration	“So I am going to start trying to knock you the fuck out.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:10:31	Taliesin	“Oh, it was force damage. Fuck.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:12:59	Taliesin	“Motherfucker.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:14:21	Taliesin	“I'm going to sidestep a little bit into-- God, anything I do is going to take everybody out of my fucking save range. That's okay.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:16:27	Ashton	“Well, I'm trying to hit Delilah into Delilah fucking--”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:16:42	Taliesin	“Shit, fuck, piss, bugger.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:37:46	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:49:28	Taliesin	“Nope, never mind. That won't work either. Fuck.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:52:01	Ashton	“(screams) Fuck you!”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:52:51	Taliesin	“That fucking hurt.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:53:22	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:55:48	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	02:59:54	Narration	“As I get to her, I look up and I turn into diamond and now my whole body is filled with the fucking diamond, with the diamond roll.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:00:36	Taliesin	“Yeah, and then yeah, that's my fucking turn.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:04:04	Taliesin	“God fucking damn it.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:05:31	Taliesin	“Fucking go for it.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:06:19	Taliesin	“Clear that fucking board.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:07:15	Taliesin	“It didn't take them? Fuck.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:11:15	Taliesin	“That turns on you, you motherfucker!”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:21:57	Narration	“I'm running to Orym full speed while I'm still giant and fucking getting up there.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:22:17	Narration	“Now I'm going to fucking fall over as the diamond form goes away, and I am absolutely broken on the ground.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:22:36	Taliesin	“I am so fucked.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:22:47	Taliesin	“We're all fucked right now. It's, oh god.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:23:35	Taliesin	“Aw, fuck.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:39:07	Ashton	“I have a suggestion, which is we get in this fucking teleport circle that's about to happen”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:39:07	Ashton	“and then we have ourselves a nice couple rounds of "What the Fuck is Up With That?"”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:39:07	Ashton	“with our new fucking friend.”
C3E102 Reconciliation	03:54:53	Ashton	“I am on the ground going: Oh, for fuck sakes.”
C3E103 Cages	01:17:20	Ashton	“This is why we have our traditional greeting, which is the-- So, I think it's time for a round of: What the Fuck Is Up With You?”
C3E103 Cages	01:39:03	Ashton	“Ludinus is a fucking problem.”
C3E103 Cages	01:39:03	Ashton	“What a fucking--”
C3E103 Cages	01:46:25	Ashton	“I went for it, and I-- What the fuck happened to my pipe?”
C3E103 Cages	01:47:43	Ashton	“'-- good drinking night to see who wants to fuck around.”
C3E103 Cages	01:49:41	Ashton	“We just fucked your life up, didn't we?”
C3E103 Cages	01:51:22	Taliesin	“Blame this fucker!”
C3E103 Cages	01:52:39	Taliesin	“Yeah, fuck.”
C3E103 Cages	02:05:43	Ashton	“I'm traveling with fucking artists.”
C3E103 Cages	02:05:43	Ashton	“How the fuck did this happen?”
C3E103 Cages	02:05:51	Ashton	“So fucking many of you.”
C3E103 Cages	02:27:18	Ashton	“I kind do, actually. Fuck.”
C3E103 Cages	02:30:53	Ashton	“I'm just going to go find a room and pass the fuck out.”
C3E103 Cages	02:32:45	Ashton	“Fuck yeah.”
C3E103 Cages	02:40:31	Ashton	“You're the first person who I've ever met who seems to have the slightest idea of what the fuck this is.”
C3E103 Cages	02:44:26	Ashton	“Honestly, I'm happy to know even the word for this is fucking great.”
C3E103 Cages	02:53:41	Ashton	“We need to take cover and we need to get the fuck out of here right now!”
C3E103 Cages	02:58:18	Ashton	“Fuck!”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	00:34:24	Ashton	“Are you idiots really not prepared for what people are going to think of this? Are you so fucking blind?”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	00:46:40	Ashton	“Idiots. They're all fucking idiots.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	01:12:52	Ashton	“Please, god, tell me some of those titles are inherited, because there are some stupid fucking people in that room! I should not be saying that, but god, they're stupid!”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	01:13:10	Ashton	“We're so fucked.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	01:13:20	Ashton	“We are fucked! They are not thinking clearly.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	01:24:56	Ashton	“I'm sure he knows every thought and he knows every stupid fucking move everybody wants to make and has already planned for it.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	01:29:44	Ashton	“I think they need to put some things on the fucking table.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	03:07:09	Ashton	“I am still grappling with my life changing so much since I met you fucking crazy people.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	03:09:59	Ashton	“I really do, but it is a whole 'nother thing when you can keep yourself from dying by sacrificing a few hundred thousand people in a fucking army.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	03:10:59	Ashton	“They are fucked up.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	03:22:10	Taliesin	“You can just be like fuck it.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	03:23:01	Ashton	“'-- and you won't fucking answer!”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	03:29:58	Ashton	“It's because he has to be fucking stopped.”
C3E104 The Cradle's Convocation	03:45:46	Ashton	“I'm going to finish my fucking drink and I'm going to follow you.”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	01:29:16	Ashton	“Because honestly, the alternative sounds really fucking awful.”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	01:32:49	Ashton	“Are we doing the thing? Let's do the thing. Fuck it.”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	01:42:45	Ashton	“What the fuck was that?”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	02:48:52	Ashton	“Fuck, no.”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	02:49:17	Ashton	“(sighs) Fucking Zone of Truth.”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	02:49:17	Ashton	“Fuck it.”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	02:51:34	Ashton	“Fuck you! (laughter)”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	02:51:41	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E105 Collecting Legends	03:53:14	Taliesin	“We will "Weekend at Bernie's" you all the way to the fucking moon.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	00:09:18	Taliesin	“That's what you get, fuckers.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	00:40:58	Ashton	“I suppose, last question, I don't suppose there's any potions or anything, I don't know, that we can stock up on before we go into the middle of whatever the fuck we're going to be going into? And also, I sort of--”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:29:14	Taliesin	“I think we're going to take care of this last motherfucker over here.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:29:32	Taliesin	“So we have one more of these hiding in the woods motherfuckers.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:29:57	Narration	“'-- deal with this motherfucker.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:38:58	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:46:41	Ashton	“Ira, what do you-- There's a big fuck all dragon in here.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:48:40	Taliesin	“I can also start beating, if we really are going to go with this, I can start beating the fuck out of the exterior of this.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:49:15	Taliesin	“That is a crazy fucking fight in there.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:54:44	Ashton	“So if we just wait for the dragon and Ludinus and all of them to get the fuck out of here, then we can make this look like an ambush.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	03:57:27	Taliesin	“Is it time to knock this fucker down?”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	04:00:50	Taliesin	“So as long as you're ready to run the fuck out of there.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	04:03:20	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E106 Unseelie Interrupted	04:05:45	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	00:37:57	Taliesin	“'-- I think I've ever fucking seen.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:08:20	Narration	“I am going to roll right to the edge of the mud, pop out, and charge that fucking”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:08:20	Narration	“motherfucker, Ludinus.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:10:43	Narration	“I'm also, fuck it, I'm going to roll a Chaos Burst into this, too.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:10:43	Narration	“And I'm going to use one of the charges on the ring, too, because fuck it.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:11:20	Taliesin	“He's trying to fuck with us.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:11:20	Taliesin	“He's trying to fuck with us.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:13:27	Ashton	“(impacts) (laughs) Motherfucker!”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	01:29:31	Taliesin	“Here it goes, motherfucker.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	02:12:59	Taliesin	“Are we taking a fucking surprise round?”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	02:32:06	Taliesin	“Fuck. We're going.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	02:40:25	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:00:20	Narration	“It's going to pull everybody in that fucking hallway 30 feet out.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:27:17	Narration	“As we walk by, I'm going to take his sword right out of his fucking sheath.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:30:10	Taliesin	“No way. No fucking way.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:30:16	Taliesin	“No fucking way! (shouting)”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:45:38	Ashton	“I just suddenly realized that I'm in a position to say something I've wanted to say to a god my whole fucking life.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:45:47	Ashton	“What is it that you want? What do you fucking want?”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:45:58	Ashton	“What, what, what is this art for that you refuse to fucking abandon?”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:45:58	Ashton	“How can it be art if you don't fucking abandon it? I just rile here.”
C3E107 Under the Arch Heart's Eye	03:45:58	Ashton	“No wonder we're fucking rebelling over and over and over again.”
C3E108 Looming	00:34:48	Taliesin	“I'm going for-- Go for fucking--”
C3E108 Looming	00:35:09	Taliesin	“Fuck it. I'll go for knockout.”
C3E108 Looming	00:35:20	Taliesin	“If this goes down, that's 24 points of damage and I was like, fuck.”
C3E108 Looming	00:55:38	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E108 Looming	00:58:23	Taliesin	“Fuck, I hate it.”
C3E108 Looming	01:08:09	Ashton	“Okay. What is the end of the scene, motherfuckers?”
C3E108 Looming	01:17:53	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E108 Looming	01:24:51	Narration	“I do not know what the fuck is going on in there.”
C3E108 Looming	01:25:05	Ashton	“I'm going to yell at everyone: The fuck is going on out there? in the heads,”
C3E108 Looming	01:25:05	Narration	“and I'm honestly just keeping a fucking eye on the--”
C3E108 Looming	01:49:08	Taliesin	“Too many pets in this fucking group now.”
C3E108 Looming	01:52:11	Taliesin	“You got a fucking dragon!”
C3E108 Looming	02:33:52	Narration	“I do not stop looking at this fucking painting.”
C3E108 Looming	03:21:30	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E108 Looming	03:59:54	Ashton	“Fucking into it.”
C3E108 Looming	03:59:59	Ashton	“(sighs) My fucking god.”
C3E108 Looming	04:05:53	Taliesin	“Fucking legend.”
C3E108 Looming	04:14:46	Ashton	“You are the fucking best.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	00:20:36	Ashton	“Well, they can fuck off.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	00:21:16	Ashton	“Fuck, you're weird.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	00:25:30	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	02:46:07	Taliesin	“'-- to go fuck with this motherfucker.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	02:53:01	Taliesin	“Oh my god! For fuck sakes! (laughter)”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	03:01:37	Taliesin	“Yeah, fuck it, we're going for it.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	03:02:42	Narration	“Fucking burning another chaos burst for the second act.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	03:04:42	Narration	“Standing on the fucking ground.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	03:16:27	Taliesin	“Fuck this bugger.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	03:26:42	Taliesin	“Fuck no, that's so fucking--”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	03:40:07	Narration	“Oh, the, what's his-- The big wizard motherfucker that--”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	03:40:36	Taliesin	“Actually he's going to be moving around at some point, might he? No, fuck it, I'll use the rest of my-- I'll dash to get in position so that he's flanked.”
C3E109 A Test of Fate	04:37:54	Ashton	“I feel fucking golden. (laughs)”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	00:54:58	Ashton	“Pretending everything's going to be fine is not helping anybody, and if there's someone you want to talk to or if there's something you want to say and that's how you hit the end, however it goes, and I mean, what else the fuck do you have?”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	03:52:51	Ashton	“That was really just for me, not for them, to make me feel better before going to do whatever the fuck we were doing.”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	03:52:51	Ashton	“So it just seemed pretty selfish. So, eh, fuck it.”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	03:56:17	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	03:57:04	Ashton	“It's not their fault, you just figure, don't think about it enough to figure out it's your fault, and you fuck everything up.”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	03:57:04	Ashton	“They try and do good things for you, it doesn't fucking matter.”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	03:57:04	Ashton	“Maybe the best thing to do is, maybe the best apology is not to apologize, is just to stay the fuck away.”
C3E110 In the Shadow of War	03:58:54	Ashton	“Fucker!”

Total: 159

Episode	Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
C3E111 The Nein Hells	00:27:47	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	01:09:46	Taliesin	“Every time you fuck up, you got to throw one of your dice in.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	01:28:36	Ashton	“Everybody! Everybody, they're fucking with you! We're not on the moon yet.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	01:28:41	Ashton	“No, we are. Just fucking with you.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	01:29:18	Taliesin	“Never mind. Fuck that.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	01:39:33	Ashton	“Don't you fucking dare.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	01:39:33	Ashton	“Don't you fucking dare.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	01:40:05	Ashton	“It's really nice not to be the most fucked up in the group for a moment.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	02:24:23	Ashton	“Fuck, I'm desperate.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	02:25:16	Ashton	“I have. I mean, I kind of fucked up some shit and there was a moment”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	02:25:16	Ashton	“and then everything kind of fucked up.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	02:25:16	Ashton	“I fucked up really big.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	02:26:12	Ashton	“Honestly, I just want to see where something goes, but I fucked up so bad in the beginning.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	02:28:15	Ashton	“Oh fuck, okay.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	03:01:11	Ashton	“Shit, we should have fucked them up over it.”
C3E111 The Nein Hells	03:32:33	Ashton	“Okay, fine. Fuck me, then.”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	00:00:45	Taliesin	“Yeah, I'm playing a young Nic Cage from the movie "Valley Girl," 1983, so yeah, fuck you, for sure, totally.”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	00:18:12	Taliesin	“What the fuck just happened? Okay. Yeah.”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	00:36:50	Ashton	“I say we don't separate until we find Gaz anyway, because we all need to know where this explosion's going to happen and when and that would be a perfect time after we have that information to fucking separate.”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	00:46:27	Ashton	“Yeah, I don't want to eat too big of a breakfast because that's going to fuck everything up for the day.”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	00:50:58	Ashton	“All right, man, let's go ahead. Fuck.”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	01:35:50	Taliesin	“Fuck off.”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	02:11:19	Taliesin	“That's awful! Holy fuck!”
C3E112 The Assembling of Legends	02:29:53	Ashton	“What the fuck is this?”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	00:15:39	Ashton	“Than us? Fuck yeah.”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	00:16:49	Ashton	“Motherfucker, I don't even know you! No one's asking.”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	00:16:59	Ashton	“I've got a hole in my head? What the fuck, man?”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	01:19:35	Ashton	“Oh. Fuck you, too.”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	01:19:40	Ashton	“I know that fucking look!”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	01:22:45	Ashton	“Would you take half of these with me and see whatever the fuck happens?”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	01:23:03	Ashton	“You're the fucking best.”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	01:23:08	Ashton	“Who else? Honestly, you're-- I would do any fucking stupid thing you were ever down for.”
C3E115 To the Arx Creonum	01:23:33	Ashton	“I have no idea what the fuck they're going to do.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	00:15:44	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sakes, don't be a baby about it.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	00:24:31	Ashton	“My fucking pipe.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	00:32:40	Taliesin	“'-- is that we just beat the fuck out of them if it doesn't work.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	01:51:18	Ashton	“You sexy fucking legend.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	01:51:25	Ashton	“Justi's going to owe us so fucking much when we get home.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	03:01:32	Taliesin	“Fuck it, I'm burning another.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	03:42:57	Taliesin	“Let's just not fuck this up.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	03:46:33	Taliesin	“How far away is that fucking ninja”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	03:46:33	Taliesin	“motherfucker for me? Is it within 40 feet or no?”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	03:47:09	Ashton	“Motherfucker, get over here.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	03:48:35	Ashton	“Then I'm going to walk up and: Perhaps I didn't fucking make myself clear.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	03:59:22	Taliesin	“Oh, fucking--”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:05:23	Taliesin	“So we've got one of the guys pinned down here so they won't want to fuck with them.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:06:07	Taliesin	“We need our motherfucker, too.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:10:16	Taliesin	“Perfect fucking timing.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:14:34	Taliesin	“He needs some fucking damage.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:16:54	Taliesin	“Man, this would work out so fucking well if this happens.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:17:34	Taliesin	“Why fuck around?”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:18:44	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:20:53	Taliesin	“How close can I get to that fucking yellow bubble?”
C3E117 Race to the Ruidian Core	04:25:36	Taliesin	“Fuck him up.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	00:28:09	Ashton	“Fuck.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	01:45:46	Taliesin	“Fuck this bugger.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	01:53:47	Taliesin	“What do we got? Hey. Fuck, yes.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	01:55:11	Taliesin	“I think I'm fucked now.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	01:56:17	Taliesin	“Yeah, if anyone wanted to get us the fuck out of here, that'd be great.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	02:09:31	Taliesin	“Because I'm fucking big.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	02:36:49	Taliesin	“'-- a contact fighter is a little, mildly fucked.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	02:38:22	Taliesin	“Fucking in.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	03:04:39	Taliesin	“Motherfucking, yeah.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	03:04:49	Taliesin	“What a fucker!”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	03:22:17	Taliesin	“It went to join your fucking die, Laura!”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	03:46:02	Taliesin	“Seven fucking--”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	03:52:00	Narration	“I'm standing by the portal entrance, and I'm keeping an eye on fucking Ira.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	04:08:39	Ashton	“Ira, what the fuck was that?”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	04:13:21	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	04:19:19	Taliesin	“Motherfucker's still alive.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	04:20:41	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	04:22:53	Ashton	“What the fuck have you done to me? I was fun once.”
C3E118 The Hallowed Cage	04:24:01	Ashton	“So if we're going to do this, let's do this right fucking now.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	00:03:50	Taliesin	“I fucking love it.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	00:03:53	Taliesin	“Fucking love it! (cheering)”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	00:43:39	Taliesin	“Here we go for insight, to fucking see what happens.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	00:56:37	Taliesin	“This is so fucking--”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	01:33:03	Taliesin	“I'm-- Fuck this noise.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	01:36:00	Taliesin	“Sorry, I know you're about to fuck with me.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	02:19:37	Taliesin	“You fuckers! Shush! (laughter)”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	02:20:01	Taliesin	“Then, oh fuck! I have to reroll both of those.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	02:20:37	Taliesin	“I know, this sucking-- Oh fuck! I lost two of them.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	02:24:50	Taliesin	“Don't gasp! What the fuck, man?”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	03:39:46	Taliesin	“Fuck no.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	03:41:03	Narration	“I'm feeling pretty fucking confident.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	03:42:07	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah! Perfect! I'm going to take my--”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	03:42:13	Taliesin	“Fuck it.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	03:53:12	Taliesin	“What you get for fucking with us.”
C3E119 Predathos Awakened	03:59:40	Taliesin	“Chromatic Orb that motherfucker!”
C3E120 The Red End	00:45:59	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
C3E120 The Red End	00:52:18	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E120 The Red End	00:54:29	Taliesin	“Fuck it up,”
C3E120 The Red End	00:54:29	Taliesin	“fuck it up,”
C3E120 The Red End	00:54:29	Taliesin	“fuck it up.”
C3E120 The Red End	00:54:34	Taliesin	“Motherfucker.”
C3E120 The Red End	01:20:12	Taliesin	“All right, all right. Shit, fuck.”
C3E120 The Red End	01:20:40	Narration	“I'm going to take a fucking jump at it,”
C3E120 The Red End	01:20:40	Narration	“and I'm hitting it at that fucking elbow break right there.”
C3E120 The Red End	01:20:50	Narration	“Because I don't know what else to fucking do.”
C3E120 The Red End	01:21:06	Narration	“Fuck it, I'm going to roll a Chaos Burst into this just because, yeah, YOLO, so--”
C3E120 The Red End	01:22:19	Narration	“Let's do another Chaos Burst, see what the fuck we get.”
C3E120 The Red End	01:22:45	Taliesin	“Is it fucking worth it?”
C3E120 The Red End	01:36:25	Taliesin	“Sweet fuck!”
C3E120 The Red End	01:50:57	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E120 The Red End	01:58:25	Taliesin	“Well, fuck!”
C3E120 The Red End	01:58:37	Taliesin	“Shit fuck. Okay.”
C3E120 The Red End	02:21:44	Narration	“There's glass starting to come out of every fucking point.”
C3E120 The Red End	02:30:19	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
C3E120 The Red End	02:30:47	Taliesin	“Fuck it all.”
C3E120 The Red End	02:34:28	Taliesin	“Fuck it then.”
C3E120 The Red End	02:52:56	Taliesin	“A fuckton.”
C3E120 The Red End	02:57:48	Taliesin	“Fuck right off.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:25:45	Taliesin	“What you going to do? You got to do that thing, I don't know, fuck.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:26:17	Taliesin	“Which is a damn fucking shame because if it had been slightly reversed--”
C3E120 The Red End	03:26:37	Narration	“I'm going to open that fucking mouth of that thing.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:27:02	Narration	“I'm trying to use my fucking hammer to get in and shove the damn thing open, and if I have to, I will lock it open.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:27:53	Taliesin	“Fucking diamond hammer.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:29:37	Narration	“I'm using it to fucking pull.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:31:16	Taliesin	“Fuck, it's going to be easier if I, this is going to make--”
C3E120 The Red End	03:31:51	Taliesin	“Fucking do it.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:31:51	Taliesin	“Fucking do it.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:32:12	Narration	“I am fucking wrecked.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:34:56	Taliesin	“Take the fucking shot.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:38:02	Taliesin	“Oh dude, I have to undo all my fucking bonuses now.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:41:10	Taliesin	“Fuck math.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:43:09	Narration	“'-- that fucking body.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:43:09	Narration	“I am staring it down. I'm blocking that fucking body.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:45:38	Narration	“I am not falling the fuck down, though.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:47:20	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
C3E120 The Red End	03:47:20	Taliesin	“fuck.”
C3E120 The Red End	03:47:59	Taliesin	“Actually, this is-- Holy fuck, please.”
C3E120 The Red End	04:16:47	Taliesin	“I am going to need some fucking help here.”
C3E120 The Red End	04:39:29	Ashton	“That was so fucking rude.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	01:29:37	Ashton	“You fucking coward.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	01:29:37	Ashton	“Every fucking word.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	01:29:37	Ashton	“Put your money where your fucking mouth is,”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	01:29:37	Ashton	“all fucking five of them.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	01:37:08	Taliesin	“What the living fuck?”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	01:50:21	Ashton	“(huffs) Fuck, now I'm embarrassed.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	02:04:19	Taliesin	“Not for me you don't, motherfucker.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	02:30:50	Taliesin	“Fuck right off, Sam.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	03:58:13	Ashton	“It actually hurts a lot more, but I did just drop out of the fucking sky.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	04:01:49	Ashton	“Fucking saved my life.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	04:41:46	Taliesin	“Get your seat back. Fuck yeah.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	05:55:10	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:04:47	Ashton	“Who the fuck do I know?”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:10:06	Narration	“What the fuck do we know about it? And you can go underwater.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:10:29	Narration	“I want to see this fucking place.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:30:33	Ashton	“What don't I want, you miserable, miserable fuck?”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:31:05	Ashton	“I missed you. Fuck!”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:32:22	Ashton	“So fucking rough.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:37:30	Ashton	“Fuck you.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:37:32	Ashton	“(groans) Fuck you.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:38:24	Ashton	“Fucker.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:46:35	Taliesin	“'-- the fuck out of them again?”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:52:16	Ashton	“Even if it's just casual fucking around, I want to make sure that you're not wasting your time, and I want to make sure that you're not just-- If you decide to come, I don't want you tagging along with me.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:54:22	Ashton	“I mean, if you want to go fuck around right now, though,”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:54:22	Ashton	“I'm so fucking down.”
C3E121 A New Age Begins	06:54:28	Ashton	“Fuck! (laughter)”

Summary

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Episodes 011-020

Episodes 021-030

Episodes 031-040

Episodes 041-050

Episodes 051-060

Episodes 061-070

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Episodes 081-090

Episodes 091-100

Episodes 101-110

Episodes 111-121